“We're watching memes now.” I said. “What are memes?” Roger asked. “Just watch.” I said.
Adrian just started laughing. Lucius and Severus looked proud of their hair. “Voldy is just jealous of my hair!” Severus said. Minerva and Albus chuckled.
Everyone started laughing... except for Draco. “I AM NOT A FERRET!” Draco shouted. Ron chuckled. “You sure lemon?” The redhead asked. “I'm very sure I'm not a ferret.” Draco scoffed. Adrian was wheezing so much,he started coughing. “A dog says 'Nice one,James!'” I said. “Wow,that hurt my heart.” Another voice said. “Shut up Luke!” I scoffed. “A cat says 'Take a biscuit Potter.'” Albus said. “Hell yes we do.” Minerva said,proud of herself.
“The fuck is a Ferrero Rocher chocolate?” Marcus asked. “I think it's a kind of chocolate, Marcus.” Terence said. “How does he even know what Ferrero Rocher chocolate is?” Luke asked. “It's a meme,Luke.” a different voice said. “Of course I know that Ethan!” Luke scoffed. Adrian started coughing so bad that he couldn't breathe. “Ade,are you ok?” Terence asked, worried for his boyfriend. Adrian gave him a thumbs up.
Cedric looked confused. “Why am I in the sky?” He asked. “Vhy doez it zay Deadric?” Viktor asked, protective of his boyfriend. “Uh...AU?” I said,trying to lie. “What's AU?” Seamus asked. “Alternative Universe.” Adrian said after he stopped coughing.
All the redheads blinked. “What does it mean?” Charlie asked. I started laughing. “Next to Molly is a singer named Ed Sheeran. He's from my world but there's a joke about him being a Weasley because he's a ginger.” I explained. “Great the carrot tops multiple. I think their rabbits.” Marcus scoffed. Terence chuckled.
“DUMBLEDOREEEEE!!” Albus shouted.
Oliver frowned. “It's purrfect!” I said,making a cat pun. “Stop with the cat puns!” another voice shouted. “Shut up Nico!” I said. “I 'Wood' like food.” Ron said. Oliver gave him a glare.
Everyone just laughed.
“That's cause we're smart.” Luna said. “Yeah, unlike Slytherin we have brains.” I said. All the Slytherins looked pissed. “We have brains!” Adrian protested. “Then where's Draco's brain?” I asked. “Hey! I have a brain!” Draco protested. “You only have big dick energy.” I told him. “But he does have a b-” Ron was about to say but Draco covered his mouth, blushing.