StaticRadio daughter (various x reader) Book 1

Heaven chaos

I immediately grow pale when I realise how Adam has never forgotten her. Fucking hell!

"You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie." Adam exclaims

I growl in annoyance at him and the way he said my name....

"Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie." I strained out
"Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you? To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess." Adam says
"Their love is vile and blasphemous." Lute growls out
"Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?" Adam says
"What do you want?" I ask nervously
"Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good." Adam requested

I glare harder at him as my anger rises at what he is asking for.

"Never!" I shouted
"Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed-- thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!" Adam smirks out

I stare at their retreating forms, scared. Then I remember that Charlie going to show Angel and (y/n) to them.... please, don't start anything, I hope they don't take (y/n) away from us.

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Charlie pov

Me and Vaggie sat down in the courtroom. I soon see Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.

"Oh no, not him again!" I say

Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute. He looks at us with a smirk.

"What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen." Adam says
"We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?" Sera states
"Thank you, Seraphim. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—" I start
"Objection, lame and unoriginal." Adam says boredly

I glare at him in annoyance.

"Sustained. No further dictionary references, please." Sera says
"Right, ok, uh, uh… uhhmmmm…" I say

I shuffle through my cards to find the right one.

"If you have actual evidence, then show it already." Adam orders
"We have two patron right now who are making incredible progress!" I say
"Who?" Adam asks
"Angel Dust and (y/n) Sanaroff" I say
"Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed." Adam says
"Wait, (y/n) Sanaroff. The missing angel?" Emily ask
"Wait, what?" Vaggie asks
"Miss Sanaroff was accidentally sent to hell. She is meant to be in heaven." Sera explained

We look shocked at that. I shake my head and look at Adam. I'll talk about that later.

"Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" I ask him
"Is everything ok, Adam?" Sera asks
"Give me a fucking minute, ok?" He states

We watch adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.

"Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man/women". Are you fucking serious?" Vaggie reads out then asks
"Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? Right, Sera?" Adam says nervously
"He was the first human soul in Heaven..." sera explains
"Well, I bet Angel and (y/n) is doing all of those things right now!" I state
"Then let's fucking see it bruh! Starting with the porn star" Adam says

He snaps his fingers and a spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.

"Your honor, may I present: exhibit A." I say
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Angel pov