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Welcome to heaven: Part 1

[Cherri jumps into the room.]

Cherri Bomb: "Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!"

(Name): "CHERRI"

Cherri: "BABYGIRL"

[Cherri runs up to (Name) and picks her up in a hug. Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.]

Cherri Bomb: "Here, hold this."

{Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.]

Charlie: "Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!"

[Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.]

Vaggie: "Nope, gimme that."

[Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.]

Angel Dust: "I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out."

[Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.]

Cherri Bomb: "You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—"

Charlie: "Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! *shakes Cherri's hand* Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around."

Cherri Bomb: "*snorts* Wonder why."

Charlie: "[obliviously] Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun."

Cherri Bomb: "W-w-wait, they?"

[Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.]

Charlie: "Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!"

{Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.]

Cherri Bomb: "Wait, I'm only here for Ange—"

[Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money.]

Cherri Bomb: "—Ooh! Never mind, Let's GO!"

(Name): "*Grabs Charlie's hand* Hey Charlie I'm sorry I can't come with you and Vaggie."

Charlie: "(Name) It's fine, i would never want make you do something your uncomfortable with."

(Name): "Thanks Charls. *hugs her*"

Charlie: "Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about..."

[Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.]

Charlie: "[Screams with delight] Now!"

[Charlie grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.]

Charlie: "Bye!!"

[Charlie enters the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock]

Sir Pentious: "Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?"

[Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.]

Cherri Bomb: "Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along."

{Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious hears her well and is flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.]

Sir Pentious: "Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. *panicked* What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?"

[Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.]

Cherri Bomb: "Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead."

[And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touched his hand.]

Y'all I have no idea my posting schedule will be because I'm writing all of these new chapters in hotel room.