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[Back to the tour, Vaggie was taking her turn explaining more about the hotel's role to redeeming demons so they can go to Heaven, most notably Angel Dust and (Name).]
Vaggie: "And we've almost been able to find all of Angel Dust's drug stashes... almost. And (Name hasn't had sex in like three weeks which if you're a succubus is a long time."
(Name): "I'm only slightly going through withdrawals. *Her eye twitches slightly*"
Charlie: "So, once that's out of the way, it should be much smoother sailing!"
Lucifer: "Well that certainly is, uhh... is-is something."
Charlie: "So, what do you think?"
Lucifer: "About what?"
Charlie: "The hotel."
Lucifer: "Oh! Yes! It does- it does look much better now, doesn't it? *chuckles* You know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, one good push and you'd just go right over the edge! Whoopie! Bye bye! *chuckles*"
Charlie: "What? No, no, the plan, Dad! What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?"
[No matter how much Lucifer hates to admit it, he wants Charlie to get one thing straight about what her plans are going.]
Lucifer: "*exhales* Alright, I mean, look, I love that you want to see the best in people, but these sinners, you know, they're just the worst. I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them, and Heaven? *Adjusts his collar* Hohooo boy, Heaven, is not exactly as carefree as you might think. Yeah, they have rules, lots of rules, and they aren't very open minded as you'd hope."
Charlie: "These are our people, Dad, I... I have to try!"
Lucifer: "Our "people" Charlie is awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! Everything's terrible! *wheeze* I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like—"
[Lucifer was interrupted when a loud thud shakes the hotel, rocking the three of them on the balcony.]
Vaggie: "Geez! What now?!"
(Name): "I swear if they blew up the same fucking wall again."
Lucifer: "Well, like that."
[To prove his point, Lucifer gestured to a dozen of loan shark demon mafia on the ground holding a battering ram. The loan shark mafia were armed to the teeth with guns, melee weapons, and a battering ram as they ram the front door open. The leader of the loan shark mafia looks up at the balcony.]
Loan shark: "Mimzy! We know you're in there you lousy bitch!"
[Inside, the lobby, Mimzy realizes that the loan shark mafia found her and cartoonishly goes down in a sheepish wince, now already busted.]
Mimzy: "Oh shit."
[A portal opens up by Lucifer and all three of them return to the lobby as the loan shark mafia continues to ram the front door.]
Vaggie: Que Carajo?! (What the fuck?!)
Charlie: What's going on?!
(Name): "Mimzy what did you do?!"
Mimzy: "I maaaaaay be in trouble with some loan sharks. I may or may not have borrowed 50 grand from—*loud thud* Eep!"
[Scared, Mimzy cowards behind the bar counter to hide before peeking up to Charlie and Vaggie.]
Loan shark: "You better come out!"
Mimzy: "And I may have also stolen a car... and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend, but that bitch had it coming!"
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FanfictionYou are an average succubus but you k ow a lot of people and those people know and like you the question is who will you choose and what those choices will change. I don't own hazbin or the characters