Total Eclipse of the Heart (Royal AU Wally x reader)

Bonus: I tried seducing the King of Hearts mid-story

[I am so sorry. This was probably the most painful thing I have ever written
Every error you will find here is acknowledged and voluntary]

Listen. It will sound crazy, but you have to believe me. Well, you ARE reading this, so you kinda have to 😚

I got transported into this fanfic, into the mind of some noble lady who's a background character. Her name's like Clarice or smth, but now that I'm the main character (cause I got isekaied 😌) I'm changing it to (Y/n)! I randomly woke up one day in like the middle of the Shuffling, I wrote down everything I knew about the story (so...the whole plot lmao!) and came up with a plan and ideas to get Wally to fall in love with me! Because obviously! (Y/n)'s cool and all but that's MY man right there! I don't wanna fight her for him, but if I have to, I'll beat her weak ass into a pulp! 👏 Girl can't lift for shit! 😂 (like I love her but mg girl stand up for yourself) My parents are middle-class, they didn't fuck around raising me, I'm an only child I had to fend for myself 😤

I got isekaied, I have a backstory, all the chances are in my favor! 😌

This story...Is about to take a whole new turn... 😏 Cue the opening anime music!!!

First thing I have to do is let everyone know that I've reinvented myself! I'm not like other girls- Look I know, okay? I know it sounds cringe. But right now it's LITERALLY true, so shut it 🙄 let me have this!

There was a tea party, and I was told that Wally ((((or should I call him Royal? After all he's not the original Wally... Oh well 😅))) would be there. Now I know what you're thinking, I was in your shoes before after all, I know how you guys think 😜 You think I'll just walk in and announce myself like a pick-me??? Naaaaaah! Ew! Girl I'm a hufflepuff, I'm chill! Now that I'm the protagonist, I know that the plot will come to me even if I don't want to. Have you not read ANY isekaied webtoons??? Bruh. Educate yourself

I'll just go to that tea party and be chill until the plot makes it so that I bump into one of the main characters. Easy! The tea wasn't good so I just ate the snacks.

Me: "You know what would be nice?"

Random person at my table: "What is it, my Lady?"

Me: "Water... that has little bubbles in them and it stings your tongue, but it also have different flavors."

I HAVE INVENTED SODA!!! These guys were STUNNED LMAO

Random person at my table 2: "That is... An interesting idea."

Me: "I think so too. I should copyright it."

I'LL BE RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Random person at my table 2: "Copy right...?"

Uh-hu, they don't know about that yet! I just kept eating. The first guy cleared his throat.

First guy: I'm sorry, my Lady, but... Who might you be? I'm afraid we haven't had the pleasure of being introduced.

Me, smirking: "I am Lady (Y/n)."

They all looked at each-other. Hell yeah! I've stunned them!

Other guy: "Excuse me?"

I told them my name again.

Other guy :"I'm sorry, I have trouble understanding. Why-Ann...?"

What the fuck?!

Me, my voice getting darker: "No. It's (Y/n). Like the Lady of Spades."

First guy: Lady (L/n)?

Me: "Yeah her!"