The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Blitzo plays a trivia game with Striker and Moxxie.
Blitzo: Ok, next question. What Russian novel, embracing more than 500 characters, is set
In the Napoleonic Wars?
Striker: I Got it! The Answer to that question is...
Moxxie: 'War and Peace'.
Blitzo: Correct, Way to use that brain of your Mox.
Striker: No Fair, I was going to answer that question.
Moxxie: Sorry, Striker. My brain reflexes got better of me. I'll let you get the next one.
Striker: Fine...Blitzo: All Righty, then. Final Question: Which was the Very first cartoon that Vivienne Medrano Started Before Helluva Boss...
Striker: HAZBIN HOTEL!!, Yes! I finally answered the question first.
Blitzo: ...Before she started adult animated web series when she did a comic series of?
Striker: Say what now?
Moxxie: Oh, that's easy. It's Zoophobia.
Blitzo: Once again, you are correct!
Striker: But that's Impossible, I was literally right about that Hazbin Hotel was the first Cartoon before our aired.
Blitzo: Now, now, Striker, just because you're almost as smart as Moxxie, It doesn't give you right to be a sore loser.
Striker: Oh Shut Up! this trivia game was totally rig just to give the easy question for Einstein here.
[Cut to the front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.]
Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?
[Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.]
Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. *tail twitches*
Moxxie: Oh! Oh...
Millie: *retracts knife* He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock."
Moxxie: Wait, what?
Striker: Let me guess, Is it Travers?
Millie: *raises voice* Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—
[Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Verosika and Loona enters the room.]
Blitzo: Hey Vee, Care explain what's got Millie so riled up?
Verosika: Well, Let's just say she bump into her Ex-Boyfriend, Which I'm guessing it's Travers but she never told us his name tho.
*Blitzo's Phone Rings on his desk*
Blitzo: Any Fucking who, Looks like we got ourselves a cilent So everyone shush. *Clearing his Throat* Hello?
Moxxie: Anyway, So Girls, How's was the mall by the way?
Verosika: Well I'm glad you ask, while you boys were enjoying yourselves, We-
Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?
[Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.]
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
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Helluva Boss Rewrite
FanfictionWhat if...Verosika and Striker were part of the I.M.P. crew as main protagonist. How would this effect the story? Well, let's find out in helluva boss rewrite. (p.s., cover does not belong to me.)
