Sir Pentious: All right eggies. You've got to go. I (sobs) can't keep you anymore!
Egg Boiz: Okay boss.
They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: No don't resist. This is how it has to be!
Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie looking awkward pats his shoulder
The scene changes to show Alastra in her room eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly the jazz music stops with a record scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the egg boiz behind her.
Vaggie: Alastra!
Alastra looks surprised for a second and her eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie
Alastra: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.
Vaggie: Pentious's eggs are all over the place and I need you to get rid of them.
Alastra: Oh well in that case I'd be delighted to!
Vaggie: Humanely!
Alastra: Hmm. Well that's a lot less fun but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.
Alastra walks out of the room.
Vaggie: Great! (looks at deer carcass) That looks disgusting.
The scene changes back to the hotel foyer where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents minus Alastra are with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"
Charlie: Hi guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.
As Charlie explained everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.
Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from-
The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.
Charlie: Trust exercises!
Vaggie: Trust exercises. (falls) Ah shit!
Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet.
Charlie: Vaggie we rehearsed this. (Sighs) We're doing trust exercises!
Y/N: Trust exercises? Why?
Husk: Yeah what Y/N said what's with the whole uhh this?
Husk gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie.
Husk: I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.
Angel Dust: Oh I will (puts feet on Husk's legs) but it's cash up front, and I know that one (points at Pentious) can't afford me.
Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it spider!
Doppio: Doubt anyone would want to fuck a snake anyway.
Sir pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: Right well let's get started. Charlie?
Charlie: Actually I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!
Vaggie: What? Uhh I don't know if I'm qualified uh...,
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Hotel of the hazbin crimson king
FanfictionY/N was an ordinary boy doing what he could to get by during a time of financial crisis. From mugging people on the street to performing small time robberies for gangs there was no lengths he would not go to get paid and feed himself for another day...
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