𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 | Vmin

9✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐥𝐲

"Bodyguard? Seriously Jimin? you're going to hide it from me? I'm your best friend, I was your cupid remember?" Felix tries to make the other remember that he is his friend and he shouldn't hide this from him as he couldn't hide his own upsetness, he was so excited for his best dreaming about the double dates they'll go on even though he has planned their wedding together, he was so happy that they'll be together forever but the castle of his dreams was crumbling down by Jimin and his disagreement

"I'm not hiding anything from you Felix " he whines with his whole body storming his feet on the ground he had enough of it, he already regrets lying to Felix about Taehyung being his crush the thought of it already haunts him in his dreams and now this he can't bare it, never.

"It's fine if you won't tell me, I know he must have threatened you to hide it, and if he wants to keep it a secret that badly he shouldn't give a show of it in front of everyone" Felix folded his arms over his chest, he was getting frustrated by the situation too as they both looked like two angry birds with their plump lips forming pouts and brows knitted together
"What show?" Jimin tiredly asked "Holding your hand, leading you inside and all" Felix mumbled through his beak, and upon his words shock spread to every inch of Jimin's body

His mouth hung open and his eyes widened large, he couldn't believe the words Felix was uttering "We didn't hold hands, what the hell!" He exclaims "Who's spreading these lies!?" anger starts to take over his shock and the surprise from his face flushes into bitterness as he grits his teeth and narrows his eyes, a shadow being cast over his glimmering brown ones "Everyone, some even said that they saw you guys kissing in the car" Felix huffs, irked by the fact that Jimin would hide something so grand from him but the latter's reaction makes him doubt if he was hiding or not

"Kiss! Kissing? Good heavens!" Jimin lets out a loud breath, placing his hands on his hips and closing his eyes like he was calming the raging storm within them before, so much disgust rising in him at the idea of kissing that frog that he nearly forgets the lie he has fed Felix, and as the thought strikes his senses, he immediately slips back in character and stops acting so worked up by the words, licking his lips and turning to look at his friend with a softer gaze "They're all fucking liars we didn't do anything trust me Felix why would I hide it from you if something happens?" Jimin nearly pleads this time, doing anything to make his friend believe him

"That is what I'm thinking, you would've told me first if anything like that happens" it was said in a warning tone for a future reminder that if anything between these two Jimin is going to tell Felix first "Of course, foolish people--" Jimin clicked his tongue as he imagined the faceless humans who had spread such rumors about him "I'm going to kill them if I hear anyone sprout such lies" His eyes roll and he licks his lips, folding his arms over his chest and letting his gaze drop at his friend who had his eyebrows furrowed at him which makes Jimin confused so he cocks a brow at him "What? still don't believe me?" he asks tiredly

"So you guys weren't smooching each other? a little sum-sum you know" Felix shakes his upper body like he's a salsa dancer and Jimin fights the urge to throw up "A little lippy-lip action, some kisshies and some mwahs" Felix forms a pout, making kissing sounds, and holds up both his tiny hands, squinting his fingers together as though two mouths were kissing and this time Jimin can't hold back so he barfs fakingly and slaps Felix's arm "I fucking hate you, ew!" Jimin groans in rancidness rushing down his body in a shiver while the birthday boy laughs

"What~ It'd be fun you know, who knows these gossips could be the fuel to your fire" Felix winks like he's a grandma pushing her grandchild to ask out the random boy she saw in a grocery line and Jimin wants to dig a hole and bury both himself and his friend there. The universes must have hated him that he had to put himself through this but he smiled, sarcastically because it was harder to lie about having a crush on Taehyung than he had thought initially. Lips curling and cheeks turning into strawberry mochis as he squints his eyes and tilts his head, adding effect to his satire before speaking