[A mysterious warrior who was a panda, with his identity hidden beneath a flowing robe and wide-brimmed hat, treks with his staff across a bridge above a huge lake.]
Po (vo): Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
[The warrior approaches a large tavern towering in front of him]
Po (vo): He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
[A gang of bandits harassing the rabbit staff inside are startled when the warrior enters abruptly and stares silently as he passes them and sits at a table. As he eats, the gang surrounds him.]
Gang Boss: I see you like to Chew. Maybe U should chew ON MY FIST! [Slams fist onto table.]
Po (vo): The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. [He holds up his paw.] Then he swallowed. [He swallows.] And then he spoke.
Legendary Warrior: Enough talk. Let's fight! [Delievers a strong punch that sends the whole gang flying across the room] SHA-SHA-BOOEY!
[The warrior delivers lightning-fast tiger claw strikes and other punches with his hands from one direction to another and the whole gang goes flying in various directions. Then he went on his hands and jump-kick the two more bad guys which send them flying before they could attack him]
Po (vo): He was so deadly and skilled in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!
Ninja Cat: [blindly flailing about] MY EYES!
Gator: HE'S TOO AWESOME!
Smitten Bunny: And attractive!
Grateful Bunny: How can we repay you?
Legendary Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
[Suddenly sensing that there was more trouble, the warrior turned and sprang into action once more.]
Legendary Warrior: KABLOOEY!
[The roof explodes and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twists and kicks them away rapidly.]
Po (vo): It mattered not how many foes he faced because they were no match for his bodacity!
[Two groups of thousands of bandits all leaped into the air and prepared to finish off the warrior. But with one lightning-fast reflex, the warrior delivered a flash move with his eye, sending the foes plummeting into a nearby lake, like rain as the warrior treks back across the bridge.]
Po (vo): Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved. [The warrior looks up towards the Jade Palace, where a group of five warriors stand in various poses.] Even the most heroic heroes in all of China...[The Five leaped from the Jade Palace] The Furious Five [The Five land in front of the warrior], who bowed in respect to this great master.
[The Five bow respectfully on their knee, before flanking in fighting positions on both sides of him.]
Monkey: We should hang out sometimes.
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Kung Fu Panda and Hedgehog
ActionA lazy, slacker, clumsy, overweight Panda, named Po, spends his time working at his goose father's noodle restaurant in the Valley of Peace along with his cocky, quick-witted, thrill-seeker, and sometimes sarcastic best friend and brother, Sonic the...
