Christine's POV:
The following day, Bleacher blows his whistle, and we all walk down the stairs and into the Wash House for roll call.
Bleacher: "Bell."
Lottie: *quietly* "Here."
Bleacher: "Benz."
Piper: "Mm."
Bleacher: "Chucklesworth."
Larry: *groans*
Bleacher: "Crunch."
Abacus: "Here."
Bleacher: "Carter."
Me: "Present."
Bleacher: "Wonka."
Then, Mrs. Scrubitt calls out from afar.
Scrubitt: "Bleacher, toilet's blocked again!"
Willy: "Oh, wow. The unmistakable sound of love."
Bleacher: "You what?"
Willy walks back over to Bleacher while I hide behind the side of the doorway.
Willy: "Don't tell me you hadn't noticed."
Bleacher: "What?"
Willy: "She's madly in love with you."
Bleacher: "Mrs. Scrubitt?"
Willy: "Besotted. And why not? Look at you—fine figure of a man. You just need to tidy yourself up a little bit. Get some new clothes. Have a bath."
Bleacher: "A bath?"
Willy: "You do know what they say, right?"
Bleacher: "What do they say?"
Willy: "She'll be thankful for an ankle."
Bleacher: "Yes."
Willy: "And pleased to see your knees."
Bleacher: "Right."
Willy: "But if you wanna make her sigh..."
Bleacher: "Tell me."
Willy: "Show her some thigh."
At this point, I have to keep my hands over my face so they can't hear me laughing.
Scrubitt: "Bleacher! It's overflowing now."
Bleacher: "Get in there. Back to work."
Willy: "All right."
Scrubitt: "It's up to me ankles!"
Bleacher: "Time-waster."
I quickly follow Willy as we enter the wash house, letting some of my laughter out as Bleacher walks away. I then assist him in finding supplies in the Wash House and wheeling them into a room behind a curtain.
All:
First, you pick up the apparel
Then you stick it in a barrel
Scrub, scrub
Then you put it through the mangle
Larry:
YOU ARE READING
Sweet Dreams
FanfictionArmed with nothing but a hatful of dreams, Willy Wonka and his friend Christine Carter manage to change the world, one delectable bite at a time. The following is a 'Wonka' insert; All characters, excluding the OC, belong to the creators of 'Wonka';...