Hamilton reacts to the Hamilton-verse

PROLOGUE

Frankie: I'm bored. What to do, what to do. Of course. Kidnap all the Hamilton characters!

Hamilton: What the-

Frankie: Hi! 

Hamilton: Why am I here? 

Eliza: Alexander?

Hamilton: Eliza. It's been too long!

Philip: Pa! Ma! 

Hamilton: Philip! 

Philip: Did I make you proud?

Hamilton: You always make me proud.

Angie: PHILIP!

Philip: Angelica!

Angelica: Which one? Eliza!

Eliza: Sister! I can't believe it!

Laurens: Hamilton!

Hamilton: Laurens, my buddy! 

Eliza: Hi, Laurens! 

Burr: Hamilton, should I tell her about the letters!

Hamilton: Burr. I can't believe it. 

Lafayette: Hamilton, Mon Ami! 

Hamilton: Lafayette, welcome back, Ami! 

Hercules Mulligan: HERCULES MULLIGAN IS BACK WITH ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

Hamilton: Herc! 

Jefferson: Shit. Him.

Hamilton: Jefferson, how's Sally?

Jefferson: Oh, shut up. 

Madison: Yeah, Thomas has thought over what he did, and fully regrets it.

Washington: Hello, everybody.

Everybody: Washington!

Maria: I don't think I should be here.

Eliza: Is this the girl you...Alexander?

Hamilton: Eliza...

Eliza:   :'(

Eacker: Ah, it's the scoundrel and his coward son.

Philip: Hello, to you too, George. 

Reynolds: I don't want to be here with that...thing.

Maria: I am not a thing!

Lee: I don't want to be here either. 

Seabury: *thinks* Lord, please forgive me, I am about to sin.

Seabury: Hi!

Lee: Hello!

KGIII: YOUR BESTIE MISS MISS WESTY I AM ZESTY IS HERE!

Everybody: UGH

Peggy: Did everybody forget about me?

Everybody: No!

Reynolds (both): Yes.

Frankie: So you guys might be wondering why you are here, and I'm going to tell you! So somebody named Lin-Manuel Miranda created a musical off of Hamilton's life! 

Jefferson: Hamilton? Really?

Frankie: Yes! Anyway, you will be reacting to the musical and some cut songs that will weave its way around the musical. After the musical is done, we will react to more things! Are you ready? 

Hamilsquad, Schuyler Sisters, Hamilkids, Washington: YES! 

SMFDR, Lee, Eacker, Reynolds (both), Seabury, KGIII: NO!

Frankie: I'll leave us to it! A/N: ;)

A/N: Well, that's the first chapter! I will update on Thursdays, Fridays, and weekends, and if I get time, any other day. I hope you will enjoy what's coming!