✔ 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⋆ luke castellan sm

2 : no blood no drama

luke | calliope

luke
let me get this straight
you sent nudes to your bf
when you were together
but then you broke up bc
he left camp
and now someone has
those pictures
...
fine
ill help you

calliope
you don't have to
and yes
but i trusted derek not to
share them to anyone

luke
you're literally getting blackmailed
i would be a horrible person if i didn't help you
the stolls will work on it

calliope
so you're only helping me
to not feel like a bad person

luke
pretty much

calliope
oh
okay

luke
did you just type oh
your ass is so dramatic
it's not like you're a zeus child

calliope
are you bashing one of your best friends

luke
thalia is dramatic and aware
you're dramatic and unaware
i'm helping you come to that realisation

calliope
you're insufferable

luke
and you have a stick up your dramatic ass

calliope
you talk like a five year old

luke
you are a five year old

calliope
what
that doesn't make any sense

luke
yes it does

calliope
bye  luke

the marauders
james - argentia
remus - calliope
sirius - clarisse
peter - silena

remus
i just got blackmailed w
naked pictures of me
like some random
ass dude has my nudes
so luke found me
on the verge of a panic attack
and then he decided to help me
to not be a bad person
the number hasn't written again
but i'm so scared

james
that's it
i'm committing murder
are you okay now??
do you want to come over??
scratch that
i'm coming over

sirius
let's plan murder together

peter
friendship goals 🤞🏻
but yes
how can we help you??

remus
idk what to do

sirius
beat them up

remus
my phone?

sirius
yeah
i see the problem

james
i hate to say this
but
you have to trust a man

peter
that man being luke castellan
which i totally ship w you
but yk

remus
no.
and yes
i'll trust he will help me
solve the problem

james
until we get a better idea