"♫ That trip disappears! ♫"

"♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫"

"♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day—♫"

Adam: "♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫"

Charlie: "Oh"

Adam: "♫ Save us all precious time. ♫"

Charlie: "Okay..."

Adam: "♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫"

"♫ Is letting them climb. ♫"

"♫ Up the ladder. ♫"

"♫Oh, they'd rather cross the pearly gates? ♫"

Charlie: "Well, uh—"

Adam: "♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫"

"♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫"

"♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫"

"♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫"

"♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫"

"♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫"

"♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫"

"♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

"♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫"

Charlie: "Okay, but—"

Adam: '♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫"

"♫You're wasting your breath. ♫"

Charlie: "Hehe..."

Adam: "♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫"

"♫ That they don't deserve death?"

"♫ Are they Winners? ♫"

"♫ Are they Sinners? ♫"

"♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫"

Charlie: "Well, actually, if you take a look—"

Adam: "♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫"

"♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫"

"♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫"

"♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫"

"♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫"

"♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫"

Adam: "Guitar solo, fuck yeah!"

"♫ Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow. ♫"

[After Adam throws Charlie's papers at her, she gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making growling noise]

Charlie: "Ugh..."

Adam: "♫ Hell is forever. ♫"

"♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫"

"♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫"

[Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie from all sides.]

(Charlie: "Where the Hell did you people come from?!")

"♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫"

"♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫"

"♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫"

"♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫"

"♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫"

"♫ Fuckin' Hell's forever. ♫"

"♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫"

"♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫"

"♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫"

"♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫"

"♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫"

"♫ That we made the determination. ♫"

"♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫"

Charlie: "What?!"

Adam: "♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫"

"♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫"

"♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫"

"♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫"

[Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door.]

Charlie: "Um, wait, you-you— Ugh, SHIT!"

[Before Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before the scene cuts to black.]

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