Chapter 2: The janitors Closet
*inside the closet the next day*
"H-h-h-hello?" y/n's voice echoed in the dark room
She felt a sudden cold hand grab her forehead and heard a voice whisper, "i've been waiting for you, dear"
y/n lets out a gasp and she turns around to face Jesus.
She stared into his dark blue orbs while saying "oh my... I have never been grabbed like that before..."
y/n blushes and Jesus tucks a lock of y/n's hair behind her ear.
"OH GREAT HEAVENS" y/n screeches
Jesus, absolutely baffled, responds in a stern voice saying, "do not use those unholy words in front of me or else..."
"Ofc heavenly lord father of the whole wide world
anything for you my lord and savior. It's just that no one has ever caressed my wig like that before."
Jesus growls in pleasure and says "call me lord and savior again"
Y/n smirks and steps closer to Jesus "lord and savior uwu"
Jesus reaches down and corresses y/n's thigh
"You smell devine dear..."
"Oh my jesus"
He Grips y/n's waist and pulls her forward
Right as he reaches down to give her a big smooch BRANNON BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR
"HOW COULD YOU DID OUR KISS MEAN NOTHING?" Brannon cries out
Jesus stared in disbelief and replied with "...Who let you out of the basement?"
Y/n stood im between brannon and jesus knowing this argument was about to get heated. "Who are you to my booboobear lord and savior?" asks y/n
Y/n sighs and grips jesus's biceps
SUDDENLY JESUS TRANFORMS INTO A VAMPIRE
Brandon screaches"NOT AGAIN"
Jesus leaps over y/n and laches on to brandon's neck
Brandon's eyes roll back in pleasure
"Mhmmmmmmmmmm you are extra sweet today bbg"
"NOT IN FRONT OF Y/N SILLY GOOSE" brandon chortles
"I can do what I want. Now do as I say you peasant"
Brandon can't hold back his grin
Y/n Dashes inbetween them concerned and says "DONT HURT BRANDON THIS ISNT LIKE YOU"
"You never knew the real me" Jesus says as he hides his face
Brandon comforts emo pick me jesus "i would never judge you jesus. Y/n is a BIOTCHHH"
Jesus lets out a loud snarl
"WHAT DID U SAY YOUNG MAN?" jesus snarls
Brandon has no other choice but to whip out his flipphone android and call lovely peaches
"Its time peaches"
THEN
THE ROOF CAVES IN AND PEACHES BURSTS THROUGH THE CLOSET WALL CHUCKING "U FELL FOR MY TRAP WAAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
Jesus gasps
"P-p-p-peaches its been so long"
"Did you miss me bbg" peaches asks
Jesus blushes "I cant lie, i did miss you"
y/n and brandnon's jaws drop to the floor
Jesus leaps into lovely peaches amrs and peaches uses her grappling hook and flies into the moonlight
Brannon screaches and stares at y/n in shock
y/n runs as fast as she can her wig flies off in the wind "JESUS YOU WHORE how could you" She falls to her knees and sobs
The end
Stay tuned for part 3 uwu
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RomanceEmo Jesus meets y/n unexpectedly at school. When visiting the janitors closet things take an unexpected turn, what happened to Emo Jesus and y/n. Will their romance survive the test of time?
