I 💙 spectrum (Hazbin Hotel x Autistic reader)

Overture

Vaggie: Oof... how long has it been now?

Charlie: Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about.

Y/N looked at Charlie with empathy.

Y/N: Seven years is a long time... Maybe she'll come back when she realizes how much has changed and how important this is to you.

Charlie held Y/N's hand and smiled.

Vaggie: Well, at least you're not alone.

Charlie: I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you.

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.

Vaggie: Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us.

She walks out the room. As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, Charlie and Y/N turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. Charlie looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.

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Alastor: Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!

The TV turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her.

Alastor: Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversations with our two singular residents. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!

The camera turns to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, Y/N watching the Thomas and Friends episode "The Flying Kipper", and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.

Alastor turns off the television.

Alastor: So, what do you think?

On the couch, Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature.

Sitting on the couch, Y/N was visibly tenses as the misleading and offensive commercial plays. His fingers start to tap rhythmically on the couch, a physical manifestation of his discomfort.

Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.

Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?

Y/N: That was...something.

Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...

Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.

Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.

Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.