(same prompt as the last one continued)
@blaise.zamboni
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@blaise.zamboni: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
1869 likescomments:
@ferret_supremacy: Actually you've got 100 problems because you don't have a bitch
→blaise.zamboni: ...
→urfav_wannabemilf: GAGGED EM@ferret_supremacy: Why tf do you have so many likes
→blaise.zamboni: Just all my bitches barking.
→urfav_wannabemilf: oh my God you ate him up
→ferret_supremacy: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON@rando: i want him so bad
→nott_myproblem: he was mine first
→ferret_supremacy: Oh yeah? Wanna fight for him?
→garGoyles4lifers: every time i see draco flirt with another man my heart hurts
→vince.crabeater: me too man 😔
→riddlemethis: I'll get him to kiss you guys later
→garGoyles4lifers: thanks man
→ferret_supremacy: ??? What did you just sign me up for????
→rando: Jesus Christ all i did was compliment a pretty boy i did NOT mean to stumble across years' worth of drama
→hungryronald: ....it's not that serious. in
fact, you see it was never really that serious
→vince.crabeater: rare weasley W?
→hungryronald: careful vincent, im one of the people keeping you out of azkaban right now
→urfav_wannabemilf: ...gagged em.
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