*UPDATE*

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Nah bc y'all would never believe.



But first the good news, THE INVESTIGATION IS OVER AND I'VE BEEN CLEARED OF SA 🥳

and now the bad news.

I'll just write out what happened.

So I was called to the principal's office and the guidance counselor, bichgurl and her parents were there and I was nervous for no reason.

Principal: Take a seat •Happi•.

•Happi•: K

Guidence counselor: We wanted to let you know that the investigation came back with positive reports and-

•Happi•: LESSGO

...

...

•Happi•: Sorry, please continue.

GC: As I was saying, we were speaking to bichgurl about how she wrongly accused y-

•Happi•: Framed.

GC: What!?

•Happi•: She framed me? I thought that was obvious at this point.

GC: She made a mistak-

•Happi•: I would love to see what excuse she came up with to make it seem like she mistook us being friends for rape.

GC: I'm giving you a chance so I'll ignore that. Anyways, we're lifting your in school suspension but we'd like to ask you of a favor.

•Happi•: What is it.

GC: We're asking if you wouldn't go around talking about how she was wrong about the sexual assault accusations.

•Happi•: Are you being fr rn?

GC: Yes I am-

•Happi•: You legit expect me to live like this?

GC: It's not that bad!

•Happi•: yes it is! It practically ruined my social life and now I have just about no friends. I don't know about you, but I'm telling everyone I know that she went to these lengths all over a boy.

GC: Listen, •Happi•, bichgurl has a very hard   home life.

•Happi•: I missed the part where that was my problem.

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*Bichgurl starts fake crying.*
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GC: I can't believe you would actually say something like that. You are the most selfish person I've ever met and I can believe that people actually like you.

•Happi•: Idk Abt u, but my parents found me a great lawyer and I plan to sue for defamation and false accusations.

*I adjusted my glasses with my middle finger and elegantly left the room.*


K but lemme be honest, I WAS SO TERRIFIED THE ENTIRE TIME AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BC BICHGURLS PARENTS WERE GLARING AT ME THE WHOLE FICKING TIME AND I WAS LITTERALLY SHAKING IN MY BOOTSDODOFOEOWKSKQUUVHFJTRKWOWXICJAKSKSOOOOAJDMAMMFIDIEJFHGUGURJRMDMSKQOKDIDOAKXKSUUFUFUFEJWKQKKSMS,SKDKEOWO

But yea, I felt the need to post this bc some people in the comments were worried Abt me so ye, now I'm ok! And I'm currently telling this one gossip bitch all Abt it so now EVERYONES GONNA KNOW ABT BICHGURL LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


yeah thats about all I have to say, bye peeps.

(Btw here r my favorite boys.)

																								          		-Happi

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