South Park as TikTok audios! This is for entertainment and it is intended for satire and comedy! Also these are audios I found on my bookmarks so if you haven't heard of them that's fine!
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Y/N: babe!
Kenny: yeah!
Y/N: can you give me another load!
Kenny:.... babe wow I thought you'd never asked-
Y/N: of laundry you idiot! *throws laundry at Kenny*
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*Clyde and Violetta screaming*
Georgia: what is happening is everything okay?!
Clyde: no it's not okay a frickin tarantula almost bit my frickin arm off!
Violetta: Georgia do something I'm scared!
Georgia: where?!
Violetta: right there!
Clyde: right frickin there are you blind?!
Georgia: are you talking about that? The itsy bitsy spider?
Clyde: ......yeah.....
Georgia: wow ladies, alright fine I'll squish it
Violetta: no don't hurt it!
Georgia: oh my god *grabs a jar and a piece of cardboard and traps the spider*
*Clyde and Violetta hugging each other screaming*
Georgia:... are you serious?
Clyde: you're frickin suicidal man!
Georgia: guys that was hard for me to watch as a mother!
Clyde: you're not a mother
Georgia: good, 'cause if I was I would be incredibly ashamed!
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Violetta: *looks over at Kenny who's dead* what happened to him?
Georgia: he died
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Violetta: oh I'm sorry are you sitting here?
Pete: yeah
Violetta: oh don't worry I'll leave
Pete: thanks
Violetta: you want me to stay?
Pete: no
Violetta: no one ever wants to sit with me
Pete: me neither
Violetta: well, okay thanks
Pete: okay *flips hair*
Violetta: yeah I think we do have the same math class
Pete: I don't think we do
Violetta: Mr Rogerson?
Pete: nope
Violetta: *giggles* I know he has the weirdest hair
Pete: I've never seen that man in my life
Violetta: oh...
Pete: what's on your wrist?
Violetta: oh what's on my wrist?
Pete: yeah
Violetta: oh it's a friendship bracelet
Pete: for who?
Violetta: who's the other friend?
Pete: yeah
Violetta: oh I don't have one, I made to for my future friend I know it's pathetic
Pete: that's pathetic
Violetta: wanna hang out sometime?
Pete: no
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Georgia: you can pack your things and leave, there's the door...
Violetta: there's the door bitch!
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Kyle: alright I need you to swear-
Cartman: fuck!
Kyle:......swear as in promise
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Violetta: if you spell applesauce with a B you can call it bapplesauce! 🩷
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Tweek: if you spell applesauce with just A you can call it AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Georgia: *points at Mike* this is a bottom you can tell it's a bottom by the way that it is
Mike: come on!
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Georgia: hi ladies! How ya doin'!
Bebe: I wanna kill you!
Georgia: oh yeah take a number honey!
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Georgia: that sounds awful
Michael: yeah well what are ya gonna do, life is a bitch and then you die right?
Georgia: sometimes, sometimes life is a bitch and you keep living
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Georgia: I ain't gonna lie my motto for 2024 is what the fuck it gotta do with me
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Georgia: *sees Mike for the first time* WHO IS YOU?! 😒
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Georgia: I'M GONNA SLAP YOUR FACE MIKE!
Mike: Do it I won't hit you I'm a coward!
Georgia: *slaps him*
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Cartman: Kyle where'd you get McDonald's?
Kyle: McDonald's
Cartman: bitch give me a fry
Kyle: is that how you ask?!
Cartman: bitch please give me a fry
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