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okay, I had a wild dream last night that second-breakfast was forced by Pinterest swifties to go to the Russian wilderness to make peace with aliens and start building a Taylor Swift theme park.

Like, in my dream, I was on Pinterest and wondering when they would reply, and when they didn't, I just looked at a random whisper board and found one saying 'we need a scapegoat to create the Taylor Swift theme park. Don't worry, Taylor is worth a million lives. ' and in the comments, everyone was tagging second-breakfast saying that they were the most worthless swiftie.

Anyways, somehow I contacted the Russian police and they said that they had to arrest them for forging a successful alliance with the aliens and building a speak now rollercoaster.

Somehow, they broke out and came to my house and we ate brownies and threw my sister off a balcony. idk wtf that was tbh.

But I literally woke up today worried that they were still in Russia and was debating whether to post about it or not. 💀

there better be a mirrorball, miscHikayelerin yaşadığı yer. Şimdi keşfedin