*WEIRDNESS* MY HORRIBLE THOUGHTS AND RENDITIONS 😫😫😫 BRO WTF-

☆An Introvert's Memes vol-1.5☆

66) Extrovert: stop ignoring us and acting like you don't exist!

Me: *with a smug smile* Okay. I'll go act like I don't exist ELSEWHERE-

67) "Why didn't you save him?"

"It's a canon event."

(my excuse if someone dies)

68) Extrovert: if you don't talk to people, you'll always be missing something in your life!

Me: *giving him the wide-eyed don't-f*ck-wit-me stare* DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE-

69) My first time reading Harry Potter be like:

*first page* "Heh- c'mon it can't be that addicti-"

THREE HOURS LATER

70) Nobody:

The extrovert trying to say something else to get me to stay in this dreaded conversation before I leave him in the f*cking dust:

:D ... NO WAIT- awww ☹️

71) I have found the Youtube channel with the hardest, coldest space edits ever:

https://youtube.com/shorts/vqh1A1jz3rA?feature=shared

72) Nobody:

The stray cat that hangs out in the car repair shop / auto shop:

*lays wherever he wants, is treated with respect, sleeps on top of cars, fed by the workers and they pet him, lovable garage cat, is friends with the homies (people that work there), is probably a grey cat in color*

73) Bro's gonna be the next Longbeachgriffy fr underrated afff

https://youtu.be/BnIxxcdVOXs?feature=shared

I'm happy I get to see this small channel grow into a bigger one with his skits and stuff. maybe slowly, but in due time for sure, I feel it.

74) "Why are you so stressed all the time?-- it's relaxed. What are you thinking about?"

Me: oh, you know... the inevitable.

(I'm not thrilled about having to go back to doing PT in unbearably freezing cold temperatures 🥶 )

75) The iPhone I never had: *breaks immediately*

My laptop from 10 years ago: *still going strong-

76) A secret since none of you love me:

The secret to looking young (or rather preserving it) is drinking lots and lots of water every day with the occasional green tea while staying away from sugary or carbonated drinks; not eating any bread, especially white bread; never doing drugs, alcohol, or wearing makeup; silently focusing in public so you can suck the life force out of others; staying generally under 180lbs or lower (f) /under 200lbs or lower (m) and being at least somewhat active; if you're female, never having a child; and last on my list is including some good amount of meat in your diet- we're not vegans.

[note: this is the logical way without any magic or artificial tequniques and/or supplements]

77) Every time I even try to get the tiniest bit personal with someone as if trying to be their friend, it always ends in either being really cringe, uncomfortable, and unbearable... or them hating me somehow.

78) Me at my other unit when my MSG told me that my (least favorite) NCO, a SSG that found every excuse to blame me for sh*t, was going away for three months because he had to complete ALC course:

https://youtu.be/OihSEfcDIYE?feature=shared

79) INTROVERT HACK: cut everyone out of your life so nobody outside of work asks you to do anything and you can just stay home :>

https://youtu.be/QX40pKOTcBM?feature=shared

80) Impatiently waiting for the next episode of your favorite show every week:

👎 NO

Switching fandoms for an unspecified amount of time, maybe years, then coming back to the other fandom to find the whole series got released already:

YES 👍