We were now sitting in the police station with handcuffs on our wrists. They were thinking of what to do with us, all of us were underage and technically couldn't go to jail since we're innocent. We didn't steal anything. We just used a stolen car.
"I get convicted, I can't enlist," says Ian
"Relax, dude. You won't get convicted," I say
"Thank God..." says Ian
"Well, even if you don't, that's good. I was planning on knee-capping you in your sleep to keep you out of Kandahar anyway," says Lip
Ian chuckles, "I was hoping for Korengal."
"Isn't that where, uh, Todd Iggulden's brother lost a foot?" asks Lip
"Got him the Silver Star," says Ian
"Yeah. And a h---------d placard to hang from the mirror to his mom's Civic," says Lip
I turn to Lip, "Act like you know nothing that the car's been stolen. Act like I was never here. In order for this to work correctly you have to go with the plot."
"Well, what should I say?" asks Lip
"Just say what you think you can say, the plot will lead you. Do what you'd do if I wasn't here," I say
"That's hard to imagine," he jokes
"Yeah, okay, Prince Charming," I say
"Phillip Gallagher, no relation to our favorite overnight guest, Frank, I hope," says the cop as he takes a seat in front of us.
"Son," says Lip
"You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Getting a late start for a Gallagher, aren't you?" asks the cop
"Slow study, I guess," says Lip
"Hmm. And then there's Ian and Y/n L/n. Another Frank progeny, Ian?" asks the cop
"Afraid so," says Lip
"You always let you brother speak for you?" asks the cop
"He's mute," says Lip
"I can talk," Ian glares at Lip
"And what is your relation, if any, to Y/n?" asks the cop
"Friend," I say
"Hmm. So, what? You three geniuses stole a Porsche Cayenne, and what? Decided to go on a little late-night White Castle run?" asks the cop, then looks at Ian, "Come on, Ian. You do not wanna do time. Not with that face." ... Is this cop gay or sum bc I agree Ian's cute asf. Ian looks at the cop with a worried but shocked expression.
Lip looks at me, confused about what to do, I mouth 'Act like I'm not here, do what you'd do and say what you'd say' or something like that for him to understand.
"I stole the car. Ian and Y/n didn't know anything about it," says Lip, then once the cop leaves he turns to me, "Was that what I said in the show?"
"Yup. You're good," I say
"So, what's gonna happen now?" asks Ian
"Tony's gonna make sure we don't get arrested. He knows that Steve also steals cars, and I mean, the car's Steve's. That's the whole reason we got pulled over, he thought we were Steve, and he wasn't technically wrong, it was his stolen car. So, basically, we'll get the fuck out in... maybe a few hours," I say, making both Lip and Ian nod. I lay my head on Ian's shoulder and he puts his head on top of mine. After a while, the 3 of us fall asleep.
Then we get woken up by Tony who tells us we're free to go.
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Stuck In Shameless (Ian Gallagher X Reader)
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