(Btw, if Lolbit ever makes an appearance, they'll be female. Also, I'm writing Mangle with two personalities, one for each of their heads. The fox head is female, the other one is male. Funtime Foxy will be also be male.)
Mangle: What do you think of my hair?.. You like it?
Funtime Foxy: You don't have hair.
Mangle: *gasps* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOooooooooooo.......
Funtime Foxy: No one here has hair.
Mangle: Oh. Yeah that makes sense.
Chica: THE COMPUTER DID A THING!!!
Bonnie: It says, "I dare circus baby to kiss and hug balloon boy". It's a dare from someone named 'Dixie Frank'.
Circus Baby: Balloon who?
Balloon Boy: *hides under a table*
Roxanne Wolf: *lifts the table with one hand* Sup.
Balloon Boy: Do you want a balloon?
Roxanne: No.
Circus Baby: So... you're Balloon Boy?
Balloon Boy: Y-yeah... hi...
Circus Baby: *sighs* I have to do this.
Nightmare: Well, you could just quit the game--
Mangle: *elbows Nightmare*
Circus Baby: *kisses Balloon Boy on the cheek*
Bonnie: No that's cheating! You have to kiss him!
Circus Baby: I did! You just forgot to specify where.
Balloon Boy: *fights the urge to run away screaming "COOTIES!!!"* W-would you like a balloon?
Circus Baby: Sure. Would you like some ice cream?
Balloon Boy: Sure.
And they exchanged balloons and ice cream. Then they hugged.
??: Hello everyone!
All: Who are you?!
??: Hi, I'm Dixie Frank's OC, Fluffy! I'm a cat!
Mangle: Aw... how cute!
Fluffy: I-I'm not cute!
Withered Bonnie: Aww...
Fluffy: Stop! No! I'm not cute! *sighs* ...Anyway, I brought one of my inventions.
Funtime Foxy: What is it?
Fluffy: I call it ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIONATOR!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Mangle: Cool!
Fluffy: *gets sucked up into a flying saucer* I ALWAYS COME BACK!!!
Springtrap: That's my line--
The End.
(of part 1)
