Jokes for days

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Okay so I just thought of this and it's not related to this story at all. Some jokes are other peoples and some are mine.

Q:What was Sally's name before she got married?

A:Miss Jackson (Get it?)

Q:What do you call an owl magician?

A:Hoodini -Vanoss

Q:What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?

A:Pulled pork -Wildcat

My uncle was a circus clown and he invited his friends over. They all showed up in one car. -Delerious

Q:What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A:Porkchop

Q:What is speed?

A:SPEED IS KEY!-Jacksepticeye

So ya, I'm not persuing a career as a comedian as you can obviously tell. If you laughed please tell me so I don't feel like an idiot for doing this.

Also this story has over 2k reads, thank you guys so much for sticking with me and voting this story.

Love you all (nlt)

~~Simply__Britt

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