South Park TFBW Opposite Sides: Side Stories

Mychaos: Perverted Hero

the freedom pals, by far one of the most powerful and well-known superhero leagues in all of Denver Colorado

the team consisted of 11 members, mosquito, human kite, toolshed, tupperwear, doctor timothy, the coon, FastPass, captain diabetes, and finally super craig and wonder tweek, together, they all shared one goal, to stop crime and make the world a better place 

recently, Mitch Conner had somehow managed to escape from prison and was out on the loose, causing mayhem, he had a pattern on how he committed crime, he would gather up petty criminals to distract the authorities while he worked on his more diabolical schemes, they weren't sure what he was planning on doing yet but they were determined to stop him

while they were all discussing what to do about mitch conner's return to the city, mosquito suddenly bursted through the metal doors, his wings flipping as he levitated above the ground 

"You guys!, we have a visitor"

the coon sighed irritated by the interruption

"who is it?"

"it's professor chaos, he says he has some information he would like to share with us"

he said as he landed down on his feet, taking the empty chair next to tupperwear, the coon glowered in frustration as he crossed his arms over his chest,

"why the fuck is that anti-hero asshole here?"

Mysterion shot him a glare

"watch it coon, that's my partner you're talking about!"

The coon simply rolled his eyes as he waved a hand, dismissing him as if he was a little fly buzzing around his face,  it was no secret that coon and chaos hated each other, a long time ago coon asked him to be apart of their league, not only did chaos reject his offer, he laughed in his face and told him he would never in his life work for a  "egotistical fat prick who's only in on fighting crime for the fame and glory" it was the most outright respectful act they had ever seen (it made kyle laugh for hours and kenny fall even more in love), despite this he still came to help out if they ever needed it, so while he wasn't apart of their time he was defiantly an alley for them

"yes yes, we all know you're hard for him mysterion"

doctor timothy sighed

"Now Eric, don't forget that in the past professor chaos has been a huge help to us and though he did have questionable ways of serving justice to his enemies, he has shown time and time again that he is a man of honour that we can trust, we should listen to what he has to say, especially if it's about mitch conner"

eric scoffed as he rolled his eyes,

"Just let him in cartman"

he finally gave in when kite began to snap athim

"geez alright fine, tupperware let him in"

he nodded as he from his seat, walked upstairs to the main floor, he put his hand up towards the scanner, opening up the huge metal doors, professor chaos entered inside holding a stack of files in his arms, fully dressed in his superhero attire

a black sleeveless mock-neck shirt with black gloves, dark green cargo pants that had black leather straps attached to knife hosters around both his thighs, which appeared to be empty, black leather bulky combat boots, dark green olive cape, a black mask to cover his face to hide his identity, which was now pulled down and around his neck, another knife hoster around his left arm, which was also empty and to complete the look, his iconic metal helmet, he even went the extra mile to disguise his voice to be deeper and rougher like kenny, to make sure their identities were never known to the public, smart move on both of their parts