Is It Wrong to Try and Create a Family in a Dungeon City?

Moving Havoc

"Grandma! Please~ I'm a big boy! I'm gonna turn eight soon."

"Nope! You're still my little baby boy."

"Hmmph! How long will it take us to get to Orario?" Bell said, submitting to his grandma's hugging as she rested her chin on top his head. Feeling her hands combing through his hair and humming.

"Normally it would take about two weeks. But Heremes is going to get us there in three days."

"That fast! Woah!"

"Lady Hera! Please don't tease the poor boy. I mean, I might be the God of Messengers and that needs me to be fast but three days!? Think of the horses!" Bell looked over at the front of the carriage as next to grandpa, was the blond-haired man looking back at them with a frightful look and a wyry smile.

"Don't act like you can't get us there quickly you shifty pervert. I can sense you have your familia members around us for extra security and to relay news back to Orario. Just swap out the horses and have them rest. Otherwise, I will make you drag this carriage to Orario till we get there in half the time." Hera said with a scowl as Bell heard the god screeching as he snapped on the ropes for the horses as they picked up speed.

"Um...wasn't that a bit harsh Grandma? I mean, we're not in a real hurry are we?"

"No not particularly. But we have some issues to settle once we get there and I'd like to get them done quickly so we can get settled in and rest after a long trip. Besides...knowing those two idiots its best if we do hurry." Hera said with a dull look at both men's backs.

"Wait...so is he like-"

"Unfortunately yes. With the exception he can actually get work done and somewhat tamable. But never, EVER, take his advice about romance or listen to anything he says. If he asks you for help or to follow him, I want you to run away screaming got it!" Hera said as she looked into Bell's eyes closely and cupped his cheeks. Watching as his pudgy face nodding in her hands as she kissed his forehead and brought him into another hug into her chest.

"Lady Hera please phrase it better! I might have my mischievous nature but I'm not that foolish. And it's not like I'm going to-" That was all Hermes could say before his mouth was forcefully covered by Zeus's hand.

"Hermes...if you want to live and keep your manhood, then shut up." Zeus whispered as he turned back to see Hera now pressing Bell's head and nearly his body into her chest deeper. Aura so potent it's as if she was covered in black and purple flames as she was hissing at the blonde's back while holding her spear that was glowing dangerously red.

"E-Gad! Us damn it woman! Let Bell breathe! If he's gonna die like that I'd be envious! But not when he hasn't reached puberty yet!" Zeus yelled in a panic. Making Hera stop and looked down in horror as Bell was now limp in her hands and gurgling between her breasts.

"A-ahhhh! Bell! Sweetie are you alright?! I'm so sorry!" She cried out as she laid him down on the carriage and fanned his face. Wiping away the drool and wetting a cloth to rest on his forehead to cool him down.

"Zeus...how did you manage to make her calm down?" Hermes whispered as he was in awe and startled by Hera's sudden shift in attitude.

"It's a miracle in of itself. Anything happens to him, she gets all frantically and worried. But that's a curse. Imagine if you or I took him out to experience the first of a man's romance in the bathhouse?" Zeus questioned him, watching the blond god looking horrified and pale as snow when he looked away from Hera to the old god.

"I think I better wait till Bell develops those possible habits and teen curiosity naturally. At least I can use that as a future excuse..."

"Agreed. But that's not going to stop me from planting those seeds of romance into his head." Zeus whispered back as they continued on their ride to Orario. Those passing days they had their fair share of rest due to Hermes's begging and even Hera's and Bell's need for food and relaxing his nerves before arriving to the city.