You're a Little Late, Belos

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Emperor Belos: Hello Luz
Blightsexual_Luz: AHHHHHHH
Blightsexual_Luz: What are you doing here?
Emperor Belos: This is just private messages, I'm not in your groupchat
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh ok
Blightsexual_Luz: But why are you trying to private message me to begin with?
Emperor Belos: To wish you a Merry Christmas!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: 🤨
Emperor Belos: What?
Blightsexual_Luz: Christmas was on Monday, this is Saturday
Emperor Belos: What date is it today?
Blightsexual_Luz: 30/12/23
Blightsexual_Luz: It's the new year in two days
Emperor Belos: WHAT?!
Emperor Belos: How could I miss Christmas?!
Emperor Belos: Well I guess here these witches don't really celebrate it
Emperor Belos: Those... corrupt... witches
Emperor Belos: Ah yes, I remember why I'm here
Blightsexual_Luz: Why?
Emperor Belos: Because we're humans, we're so much better than these witches
Blightsexual_Luz: YOU DEFINITELY AREN'T!!!
Emperor Belos: Well I know something that can convince you otherwise
Blightsexual_Luz: What?
Emperor Belos: Well, you know Mariah Carey?
Blightsexual_Luz: Yes
Emperor Belos: I have made a new version of her song because I can barely remember the lyrics
Blightsexual_Luz: Do I really have to listen to this?
Emperor Belos: Yes
Blightsexual_Luz: 😒
Emperor Belos: Great!
Emperor Belos: Kikishmora, cue the music
Kikimora: My name is Kikimora! 😠
Emperor Belos: That's exactly what I said Dora the Explorer, now cue the music
Kikimora: 😡
Kikimora: Fine *starts playing music*
Blightsexual_Luz: HOW IS SHE EVEN HERE?!

Emperor Belos: I~
Emperor Belos: Really want a lot for Christmas
Emperor Belos: There are really quite a few things I need
Emperor Belos: I just want to FORCE those witches-
Blightsexual_Luz: Wait what?
Emperor Belos: To crawl on their hands and knees
Blightsexual_Luz: What the- 😯
Emperor Belos: I just want you out of my sight
Kikimora: Turn it off!
Emperor Belos: So I can finally sleep at night
Emperor Belos: Wanna hear what I'll do?
Emperor Belos: It's quite funny really
Emperor Belos: All I want for Christmas, is to kill~
Emperor Belos: You!!!!!!!!
Emperor Belos: Oh, I have waited so many years for this!
Kikimora: AFHLHEGDVBKYSSBML!!! 😱
Emperor Belos: I really want a lot for Christmas, there are really quite a few things that I need (yeah!)
Emperor Belos: I just want to force those witches, to crawl on their hands and knees
Blightsexual_Luz: WHAT?!
Emperor Belos: I just want them outta my sight, so I can finally sleep at night
Emperor Belos: You wanna- *music cuts out*
Emperor Belos: HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE MUSIC?!
Kikimora: Thank Titan
Blightsexual_Luz: And I didn't even need to lift a finger
Emperor Belos: Belos is back with another holiday classic
Emperor Belos: You're Spanish aren't you?
Blightsexual_Luz: *Dominican 🇩🇴
Emperor Belos: I was sure that was the same thing, well you're bilingual anyway?
Blightsexual_Luz: Yes
Emperor Belos: Well that doesn't even matter anyway, because this is my own English cover of Feliz Navidad
Blightsexual_Luz: Okay 🤨
Emperor Belos: Great!
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die!
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die!
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die, if you don't like it you can just sit and cry! (The humans are just better)
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die! (I'm just doing the right thing)
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die! (If you know the words, then sing)
Emperor Belos: The witches need to die, my brother said they're good, now that's a lie!
Caleb: YOU FREAKING STABBED ME!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: 😯
Emperor Belos: I'm gonna get my revenge this Christmas!
Emperor Belos: I'm gonna anger the fandom this Christmas!
Emperor Belos: Hope this is viewed by Dana this Christmas, those witches need to die!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: Who's Dana?
Emperor Belos: I'm gonna kill my own brother this Christmas!
Blightsexual_Luz: You've already killed him though
Emperor Belos: No not that one, but another this Christmas!
Blightsexual_Luz: NOT HUNTER!!! 😱
Emperor Belos: Disney give us a season four this Christmas, those witches need to die!!!

Blightsexual_Luz blocked Emperor Belos

In the "Us Owl weirdos have to stick together 🦉🏳️‍🌈" groupchat...

Blightsexual_Luz: Oh Titan, what a day 😮‍💨
Luzbian_Amity: What happened Battata?
Blightsexual_Luz: Nothing to worry about, just Emperor Belos forgetting when Christmas is
Blightsexual_Luz: Also Hunter, you need to run and hide!
💛Hunter💛: WHAT?!

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Sorry but there isn't going to be a New Year special, we'll there was originally but then I thought about this kinda last second and I've wrote four chapters for this already in one week (Well, technically 3 because Christmas Eve was on Sunday but you get the point)

So, have a happy new year tomorrow, byyeeeee!!!

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