The Owl House Groupchat 🦉🏳️‍🌈😂💖

The Shipping War Continues...

(@Prince_of_Simps told me to make that segment at the end of Let Them Know... longer so I have now)

Blightsexual_Luz: Hey, how is everyone doing?
Luzbian_Amity: ...
Blightsexual_Luz: What's wrong Battata?
Luzbian_Amity: I was just thinking about when Boscha was trying to get with me by doing all those TikTok memes
Blightsexual_Luz: Why?
Luzbian_Amity: Because I don't understand why she tries so hard
Blightsexual_Luz: Why don't we just forget about it, Lumity is obviously better than Boschmity
Luzbian_Amity: Yeah

💛Hunter💛 and 💚Willow💚 are online

💚Willow💚: Sorry but... HUNTLOW IS BETTER!!!
💛Hunter💛: YEAHHHHH!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: You two are cute together, but you aren't a better couple than us
💛Hunter💛: But we are though 😥
💚Willow💚: You're making Hunter cry...
💚Willow💚: AHHHHHHHHHH 😡
Blightsexual_Luz: OH NO
Luzbian_Amity: What's going on?
Blightsexual_Luz: WILLOW IS CHARGING TOWARDS THE OWL HOUSE
Luzbian_Amity: 😱
Blightsexual_Luz: I'M TANGLED UP IN VINES, AND SO IS KING
Luzbian_Amity: Why King?
Blightsexual_Luz: Because King hates shipping
Blightsexual_Luz: And I will die on that hill
Blightsexual_Luz: Sorry, King stole my scroll
Luzbian_Amity: How are you still even able to text?
Blightsexual_Luz: I'm still holding onto my scroll
Blightsexual_Luz: SEND HELP
Luzbian_Amity: I can't right now
Blightsexual_Luz: Why?
Luzbian_Amity: Because the pathetic bad but sad boy is running into my room
Luzbian_Amity: Oh Whoops, I punched him in the gut and now he has crashed against the wall
💚Willow💚: 😱
💚Willow💚: 🔥🤬🔥
Eda: Stop right there!!!
💚Willow💚: Huh?
Blightsexual_Luz: Huh?
Rainestorm: Raeda is the better couple
Blightsexual_Luz: *Ship
Rainestorm: 😒
Eda: And we show show you
Eda: *Turns Harpy mode*
Rainestorm: *Gets out Violin*
💚Willow💚: Ok, I'm going
💚Willow💚: *Runs away*
Eda: Are you ok kiddo?
Blightsexual_Luz: Yeah I'm fine
Eda: Ok then, stop getting into shipping wars, you know that me and Raine are better than you and Boots
Luzbian_Amity: 😾
Blightsexual_Luz: Just because you would beat us in a fight doesn't mean you could beat us as couple
Eda: Sure we could
Eda: Hey Rainy 😘
Rainestorm: Hello Edalyn 😍

Rainestorm changed Eda's name to Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart

Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: I love you so much ❤️
Rainestorm: So do I ❤️
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: 💋
Rainestorm: 😊
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Let me just interupt you there
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Obviously me and Masha are a much better couple
My_Beloved_Masha: Preach
Blightsexual_Luz: How though, you're the couple the least screen time
SweetLittle_Basilisk: What do you mean, screen time?
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh uhhhhhh- 😓
Blightsexual_Luz: MOVING ON
Blightsexual_Luz: What does everyone rate Lumity?
Luzbian_Amity: Well that's easy, ♾️/10
Blightsexual_Luz: Same here xxx
💚Willow💚: 10/10
💛Hunter💛: 9/10
Blightsexual_Luz: @💛Hunter💛 +1?
💛Hunter💛: No, 9/10
Blightsexual_Luz: You're such a Lumity Grinch...
💛Hunter💛: What?
Blightsexual_Luz: Nothing
Queen_Boscha1: Hmmmm... 0/10
Blightsexual_Luz: How did you get here?
Luzbian_Amity: Nobody asked for your opinion, Boscha
Queen_Boscha1: Well obviously you did
Queen_Boscha1:

Queen_Boscha1: Everyone includes me to
Blightsexual_Luz: You aren't even supposed to be here
Queen_Boscha1: I'm only here to say my opinion
Blightsexual_Luz: What's your opinion
Queen_Boscha1: Lumity 0/10, Boschmity 1000000000000000000000000/10
Luzbian_Amity: You're opinion is not valid
Queen_Boscha1: But please Amity, all I want for Christmas is you
Blightsexual_Luz: You're not Mariah Carey
Queen_Boscha1: Well maybe if I was Amity would love me
Luzbian_Amity: Just leave me alone
Queen_Boscha1: Fine, who is on my list to date next?
Queen_Boscha1: Hmmmm 🤔
Queen_Boscha1: @💚Willow💚
💚Willow💚: What do you want, Boscha?
Queen_Boscha1: Woah woah woah, what's with the attitude?
💚Willow💚: 😒
Queen_Boscha1: Anyway, will you be my girlfriend?
💚Willow💚: WHAT?! 🤢🤮
💚Willow💚: I'm dating Hunter 👦🏼❤️
Queen_Boscha1: You could date me instead~
💚Willow💚: Hard pass
Queen_Boscha1: But Boschlow 1000000000000000000000000/10, Huntlow 0/10
💚Willow💚: Swap the two numbers around
Queen_Boscha1: 😒
Queen_Boscha1: @💛Hunter💛 💋
💛Hunter💛: NO
Matty: Guys, you're all incorrect
Blightsexual_Luz: How exactly?
Matty: Because me and @Giraffeboy_lol are the best couple
Giraffeboy_lol: I though I blocked you
Giraffeboy_lol: How is this kid still not kicked out of the gc yet?
Matty: Also, I finished that artwork of me and you
Giraffeboy_lol: OH TITAN NO
Matty:

Giraffeboy_lol: Well that doesn't look so bad, also great artwork
Matty: That isn't the end, I've got some real gustholomule art to show-
Giraffeboy_lol: PLEASE KICK HIM OUT!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: But what if the art looks really cute?
Giraffeboy_lol: PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾
Blightsexual_Luz: OKAY, OKAY I'M DOING IT!!!

Blightsexual_Luz kicked Matty from the groupchat

💚Willow💚: Does he deserve to get kicked from the groupchat?
Blightsexual_Luz: Idk
💛Hunter💛: Why don't you just make it that he can't upload photos
Blightsexual_Luz: That's a great idea, thanks Huntlow

Blightsexual_Luz added Matty
Matty can no longer upload photos

Blightsexual_Luz: There you go
Giraffeboy_lol: Thank you Luz 🥹
Blightsexual_Luz: No problem :)
Matty: I can still do emojis
Matty: 🧑🏽❤️🧑🏿‍🦱 👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏿
Giraffeboy_lol: That looks nothing like us 🤣
Matty: 😓
Blightsexual_Luz: Random question but where's Darius and Alador?
Luzbian_Amity: They're on a date
Blightsexual_Luz: Awwww so cute!!! 🥹
Blightsexual_Luz: But they're missing out on the shipping war 🥺
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: I know one person who can decide the shipping war for us...
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: LILY!!!
Cool Aunt Lilith: What?
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: Please decide this war for us! 🙏🏻
Cool Aunt Lilith: You really interrupted me chatting to Hooty about Duolingo for... romance?
Cool Aunt Lilith: 🤢🤮
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: Well that settles it, all ships are cra-
Blightsexual_Luz: 🤨
Harpy_Queen_Of_My_Heart: ...Sorry
Blightsexual_Luz: Eda isn't right, alls ships are valid
Blightsexual_Luz: Unless they're really disgusting...