25 Days of Pokemon Stories

DAY 24: Extra Scenes, Memes, What Ifs and Galore! Pt.2

"‘Ello, mate! You good?” Azetra, the soul of the human AzureScales, asks as the reader as they woke up in the same area you was in- in a grey non-moving living room, with time frozen all around them. “Don’t answer that.” The soul said, cutting the reader off before they could respond.

“Hey! Give this person a chance to breath! You can’t keep cutting them off forever.” AzureScales frowned. The soul would look at his host for a moment before smiling. “OH DEAR, would ya look at the time, I guess Azzy here would like to continue the show. Let us continue.” The soul said, floating to AzureScales, who is flailing their arms around to make him stop. “Hey, no-”
Just like that, the Soul snapped their fingers, and everything around the reader went black. Again.

LET THE FUN BEGIN!

Memes from T.D.W.C.I:

[1]

Iceslasher: No! Stay back, foul demon!
Arctozolt: *stomps on the ground, and the edge of the cliff breaks*
Iceslasher: *unholy screeching*

[1 Alt]

*Insert “Closet Fall - Deltarune” sound effect here as Iceslasher fuckin falls off a cliff-*

[2]

Iceslasher: *wakes up lying his head on Milo’s lap* …Mommy?
Milo/Diane: What? No, dude. I am a male.
Iceslasher: 😐
Is this is heaven?
Milo/Diane: Wh-

[3]

Iceslasher: Hey.. Wanna see a magic trick?
Charlie/BurnDancer: :)
No!

[4]

Arceus: *sees Iceslasher running away from nothing*
*takes a sip of tea* I made a good choice.

*Iceslasher’s unholy screaming was heard*

Memes from “The Smoking of Christmas”:

[1]
Firestar: Kesa, is that a weed?
Kesa: … *Looks at Firestar with a dazed blep*
Firestar: I am calling the police!
*Draws 911 on a piece of paper and slaps it on a banana, putting it close to his ear*
Kesa: Hehehe.. What you doing to that fru-
???: 911 Emergency, how can we help yo-
Kesa: *gasp*

[2]
In an Alternative universe…

Kesa: Firestar, is that a Police? I am calling the weed.
*presses 420 on a non-existant computer*
Firestar: *stood there dumbfoundedly with a policemen looking at him confused*

[3]
Inferna: I believe that with some positivity, care and affection, we could change this sad sack of sadness’ life around!
Kesa: …Are you a Ninetales, because you sure is hot-
Inferna: See? He needs all the help he’ll get! *smiles*

[4]
How to hug the chonky Kesa

Step 1: Casually Messatu the High Badger

Memes from “The Mo-o Christmas”:

[1]

*Drako is not the impostor. 2 impostors remain.*

[2]

Xenoro-o: Yangi, how did you get here without pokemon?
Yangi: …

*Flashbacks*

Yangi (Past): Haha! I could survive in the wild without Pokemon! If those two crazy kids from the past could do it, so can I-
*Takes a step, and then he proceeded to get attacked by tons of wild pokemon, screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*End of flashback*
Yangi: ..By sheer determination.
Xenoro-o: Sir, you have tons of bruises and scratches.
Yangi: Exactly. Sheer determination.