December 1st
"AAAHHHHH!" Bucky screams.
"Were you crawling on the ceiling again?" Clint asks Peter, rushing to the kitchen.
"No!" Peter denies.
"He screamed because he saw the kids ugly face" Sam retorts.
"What the fuck is that?!" Bucky wonders, pointing at an elf that's sitting on the counter.
"Wow you're so old" Clint laughs.
"Mr. Sergeant Barnes that's an elf" Peter answers.
"You mean like Santa's little helpers?" Bucky questions.
"Yeah he's here to make sure we're good so we can be on the nice list" Peter explains.
"We save the world, I'm sure we'll be on the nice list" Sam claims.
"We're definitely on Krampus's naughty list" Natasha states.
"AAAAHHH!" Sam shouts. "Would you quit doing that?!"
"No" Nat denies.
"If anything Krampus will only get Sam" Bucky agrees.
"Wait you know Krampus but not what an elf is?" Clint questions.
"I know what an elf is but I never saw one and I didn't know they're suppose to live in your house" Bucky explains.
"Don't worry, he'll be gone on Christmas" Nat declares.
"He's creepy as fuck" Bucky states.
"He does look a bit off" Clint agrees.
"Maybe Krampus sent him" Nat jokes.
"That's not funny" Sam responds.
"No I agree with him. I'm getting weird vibes with him" Peter agrees.
"Is it your Peter tingle?" Sam jokes.
"Stop calling it that but no" Peter denies.
"Kid what are you still doing here? Get to school, Grumpy cat's getting pissy" Tony walks in.
"Sorry Mr. Stark, leaving now" Peter nods.
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December 2nd
"Tell me this isn't real" Bucky gasps.
In the middle of the living room was googly eyes and syrup on the floor with the elf in the middle. With the syrup the elf had written 'I'm always watching'.
"Well that's creepy" Clint states.
"I wonder if Roz, the slug monster from Monsters Inc, possessed the elf?" Peter wonders.
"You need to stop making references" Sam sighs.
"Oh my god! I just realized that if the elf decides to go in the bedrooms or bathroom it watches us change and pee!" Bucky realizes.
Clint scrunches up his face to make a disgusted look. "Ewwwww! Why'd you have to say that?!"
"Definitely going to lock my room from now on" Peter declares.
"Never thought I'd agree with you but same" Sam agrees.
"If you need me, I'll be hiding in the vents" Clint claims.
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December 3rd
"Great" Clint mumbles.
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You're a Creepy one, Elf on the Shelf
FanfictionAn elf shows up on December first in the Avengers Tower. Peter, Sam, Bucky, and Clint all agrees that the elf is creepy and they want to do something about it.
