Chapter 2: The night is my time to shine!

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2:30 am

Why do we even exist?🔪

The best👏🏻
Hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes!

You all asleep?

Burnt Bacon🥓
Yeah cause we actually have a life?

The best👏🏻
You just responded though...?

Crusty is online

Crusty
What is wrong with you it's the middle of the fucking night?!

Why are you blowing up my phone at this hour?!

Burnt Bacon🥓
Don't look at me 🙄

The best👏🏻
Well i just have a very important question to ask all of you! 🥸

Crusty
I literally don't care

The best👏🏻
I'm gonna say it anyway 😙

By the way fuck you 🖕🏻

Sooo... you guys
My question is...
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?! 😟

Crusty
Aren't you the one who texted first?

Burnt Bacon🥓
Yeah i'm pretty sure we should be asking you that!

The best👏🏻
Well this isn't about me! 🤙🏻

Burnt Bacon🥓
🙄

Burnt Bacon🥓 has gone offline

The best👏🏻
Wow he left quicker then my dad 🤧

Burnt Bacon🥓 is online

Burnt Bacon🥓
I just heard about a dad leaving!

The best👏🏻
🤡

Burnt Bacon🥓
So how do i get my dad to leave?

The best👏🏻
No idea 🤷🏻‍♀️

Burnt Bacon🥓 has gone offline

Crusty
Now stop annoying me!

The best👏🏻
Yeah sorry to break it to you but that ain't gonna happen because i can't sleep 🥴

Crusty has gone offline

The best👏🏻
That won't help you!

Really it won't!

Come back?

🥹

Hello?

Crusty is online
Burnt Bacon🥓 is online
Vampire🩸 is online
Double trouble👬 is online
Magic Man🪄 is online
Lizard🦎 is online

The best👏🏻
Wow i really just woke all of you up!💃

I'm actually proud of myself! 😘

Vampire🩸
Sorry to break it to you bestie but you didn't wake us up

Double Trouble👬
Yeah we've been awake this entire time.
NO WE HAVEN'T!

The best👏🏻
Oh... ☹️

Vampire🩸
SORRY! ❤️‍🩹

The best👏🏻
No bestie it's alright 😘

Couldn't sleep anyway 🥹

Burnt Bacon🥓
So your only answer is to spam us in the middle of the night?!

The best👏🏻
👩‍🦯

Wait but you're all awake anyway? 👁️👄👁️

Crusty
Yeah cause we have actual shit to do!

The best👏🏻
Bro what could you possibly have to do in the middle of the night? 🫥

Crusty
Many things that aren't any of your fucking business!

The best👏🏻
Wow still rude 🙄

The best👏🏻 has changed „Crusty" to „Rude Bitch✋🏻"

Rude Bitch✋🏻
Change that back right now!

The best👏🏻
I don't think so, no 😙

Rude Bitch✋🏻
🖕🏻

The best👏🏻
See your just proving my point! 🙄

Rude Bitch✋🏻 has gone offline

Vampire🩸
Pfft he really went offline! 😂

The best👏🏻
That's cause i'm just the best person alive 😜

Burnt Bacon🥓
You mean the most annoying person alive 🙄

Burnt Bacon🥓 has changed „The best👏🏻" to „annoying Bitch"

annoying Bitch
You did not just change my name! ☝🏻

Burnt Bacon🥓
Yes i just did 🖕🏻

Vampire🩸
You can't do that to my bestie! 😤

Vampire🩸has changed „annoying Bitch" to
„Y/n✌🏻"

Y/n✌🏻
Thanks Bestie! 😘

Vampire🩸
Your welcome! 🤗

Burnt Bacon🥓
Where the fuck are you Toga i'll BURN your phone!

Vampire🩸
Bye Bestie gotta run! 🏃🏼‍♀️

Vampire🩸 has gone offline
Burnt Bacon🥓 has gone offline

Y/n✌🏻
So what are y'all up to? 😋

Lizard🦎 has gone offline
Magic Man🪄 has gone offline

Double trouble👬
Sorry!
NOT!

Double trouble👬 has gone offline

Y/n✌🏻
The left me again🥹
Welp guess it's time for bed then!

Y/n✌🏻 has gone offline
Everybody is offline

A/n: normally i wouldn't have already updated but somebody that i knew pretty well died today so i wrote this chapter to make me feel better. I hope you enjoy and have a great day/night!

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