txt crackhead chatfic

chapter 1

       amazingpenguin has created a chat!

amazingpenguin has added 3 others to the chat!

amazingpenguin:
hi everyone!!
welcome to the group chat!

hotiger:
where am i
who are you people
i want my mom

jungkooksimp:
why am i here

imsohot:
hi

amazingpenguin:
i was stalking my friend's profiles
i think we'll be great friends!

hotiger:
i would feel safer with a kidnapper

jungkooksimp:
how do i leave

hotiger:
wait i think i know you

jungkooksimp:
no you don't
i barely use this app

hotiger:
arent you the one with over 400 pins of jungkook on pinterest

imsohot:
wtf

jungkooksimp:
WTF

hotiger:
the usernames serve a purpose yk

amazingpenguin:
anyways
you guys were the ones who accepted my friend requests...

hotiger:
well yeah but I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD BE A STALKER

jungkooksimp:
stfu you're more of a stalker than that kid is

hotiger:
OFFENSE TAKEN??

jungkooksimp:
good

imsohot:
didn't you share your other social media on your snaps?

hotiger:
oh yeah huh
IDC I STILL HAVE A STALKER

jungkooksimp:
so why were you stalking peoples' profiles?

amazingpenguin:
because i was looking for people with the same interests as me

imsohot:
so we all have something in common

jungkooksimp:
do we though

amazingpenguin:
apparently you all are fans of BTS too
according to your snaps at least

hotiger:
especially that jungkook simp

jungkooksimp:
istg i hate you

hotiger:
at least you care about me enough to tell the truth 🤷‍♂️

imsohot:
hold up
can i add someone

amazingpenguin:
who do you want to add

imsohot:
my friend

hotiger:
you have friends?

imsohot:
you don't?

amazingpenguin:
ok

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat*

icecream:
the person who added me is not hot

imsohot:
well screw you too

icecream:
what even is this group
idk anyone here