Is It Wrong to Try and Create a Family in a Dungeon City?

Chapter 3: Discussions and Turning Point

"Aahgbtbnsfh! No no no no no! I'm not listening!" Bell covered his ears and shook his head. Turning back and shutting the door behind him hard and ran away from his home. Hands still covering his ears and yelling how he couldn't listen and hurried down the road to get to school.

"You wanna explain before I cut your balls off, why do you keep insisting on sneaking those dirty magazines in a seven year old's backpack?" Hera asked politely as she was now behind Zeus and had one knife by his throat. And another knife hovering over his crotch as Zeus was sweating and yelped out like a little girl. '

"W-W-Well...it's not like you really stopped me before. And don't think I've caught you reading those books from time to time~" Zeus teased as he yelled when the knife was stabbed onto the chair, his pants caught in it and felt that it was definitely stuck.

"So, you've added another reason for me to kill you then. Since you're going to die, I can admit that women are somewhat the same as men in erotic interest. But we at least are private about it. And apparently we have better taste than you with that book you tried to sneak in for Bell."

"What's wrong with it!? It is a classic and perfect to get him interested in girls!"

"Icha Paradise is in no way a starting point for a boy his age! It's just pure smut and sex! You'll scar him and maybe make him fear girls! If you were going to introduce him to such a book about adult romance, start it off small like Icha Innocence! It's more romantical and safe!"

"A-HA! So you do read it too!" Zeus yelled in glee. Only to have his face clubbed and beaten with Hera's fist and now the kitchen table breaking under his weight as Hera slammed him on top of it. Growling as she dusted off her hands on her apron and scowled down at him.

"And that's another thing you'll have to fix! First the table, then the chair and the floor again." Hera said as Zeus groaned. Watching the old man sitting up and dusting off the debris off his back and legs and sighed. Looking up at Hera with knowing eyes as she flinched a little.

"This isn't just about Bell knowing about the opposite sex. Isn't it?" He stated as Hera clutched the hem of her apron and leered at the old pervert who was slowly standing back on his own two feet.

"You're afraid of him growing up too much and leaving this place. We can't stop him from growing up and wanting to experience things on his own Hera. Don't think I haven't noticed you coddling him these past three years every few times. Sure, you've been a big help with teaching him and his education. And he's grown quite a lot with how to do business with my mistakes he insists on fixing. But with all the stories we've told him he's bound to be curious and-"

"Just shut up!" Hera yelled. Startling Zeus as he instinctively backed away and now clung to the kitchen's table counter for dear life and grabbed a spoon to defend himself.

A pitiful excuse of a weapon but he would take anything he could get a hold of when he saw his wife red with fury with...tears in her eyes?

"You don't think I don't know that! He's a growing boy you stupid pervert! I know someday he's gonna have his own life and whether it be here in this village or somewhere outside its borders!" Hera yelled, sniffling and wiping away her tears as she still glared at Zeus.

"I know he's growing up. And me training and teaching him only pushes him to grow up quicker than kids his age. But is it bad that I want my baby boy to be ready for whatever this world throws at him!" She said, tears falling and had her hand clutched over her heart as her legs trembled.

"Because of your stupidity before I came here, I know for a fact he wants to go off to Orario and be an adventurer. And even my teachings and stories about the dangers there I can see in his eyes how interested he was about it!" Her legs couldn't keep herself up any longer and collapsed on the floor.