I don't know how to title these anymore (More incorrect quotes)

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Just so you know, I changes Crescent Moon to her more commonly used online name, Teal. (Crescent Moon is her object name). I also changed Sunny to Sunickel because she goes by both Sunny and Nickel so I combined the 2 to make Sunickel

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Coke, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 

Osc Fan: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 

Crystal: I personally was created in a lab. 

Lemon: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Osc Fan: Look, Crystal, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Sunickel: Crystal is so... 

Orangey: Annoying? 

Teal: Cute? 

Tuewenn: Funny? 

Osc Fan: Weird? 

Sunickel: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

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Sunickel: So Teal was just using me? 

Coke: I'm sorry, Sunickel. 

Osc Fan, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now. 

Sunickel: 

Coke: Ok, that's a time-out. 

Osc Fan: No, I was just trying to- 

Coke: Go sit over there! 

Osc Fan: *walks away in defeat*

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Blue: You can answer almost anything with "Not since the accident." 

Orangey: Actually, you can't. 

Osc Fan: Not since the accident.

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Crystal: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- 

Blue: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Osc Fan: Crystal, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. 

Crystal: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Lemon: You have friends and I envy that. 

Teal: You're welcome to share my friends. 

Lemon: *looks at Crystal and Blue* 

Lemon: I don't want those.

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Osc Fan: Why do you act like we're three year olds? 

Sunickel, exasperated: WHY?!? 

Sunickel points at Lemon: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! 

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