(The next day)
Link: anyone got any extra rupees?
Mipha: no... why?
Daruk: what's rupees?
Revali: a type of currency
Daruk: like pebbles?
Revali: sure...
Link: to answer miphas question, I need to pay my taxes
Urbosa: oh you just reminded me I gotta do that also
Link: can you help me out
Revali: link has brain damage he can't write
Mipha: or speak
Daruk: isn't that dementia
Urbosa: no...
Link: so can ya help me out Urbosa?
Urbosa: in debt, can't
Link: then how are you paying ur taxes?
Urbosa: tax the residents of gerudo
Revali: this is the American revolution all over again...
Link: what's that
Urbosa: just another 4th wall break
Mipha: we really need to stop doing that
Urbosa: what if you just commit tax fraud link?
Link: been there done that
Revali: how
Link: it ain't easy being the hero of Hyrule
Daruk: how is that related to tax fraud
Link: yes
Mipha: fair point
Urbosa: just know if you go to jail I will not bail you out
Revali: considering the fact you're broke?
Urbosa: kinda
Link: lol the Hyrule government isn't paid enough
Mipha: I don't think anyone is paid enough to watch you, or even be in a 10 mile radius of you
Daruk: like the forest fire that he caused? Which lasted for an hour?
Revali: first of all, how does that even relate to this conversation, second of all WHAT
Link: you left me alone with bomb arrows..
Mipha: the first mistake was leaving him alone
Urbosa: real
bros gonna go to jail 😍
holy red bokoblin how did we get to 480 reads
ITS BEEN 5 DAYSforever grateful 😭👏
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عشوائيOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...