(my scarlet violet shiny luck is the weirdest thing ever. i catch a shiny charmander and flamigo but then i find a shiny male salandit, find out that i've encountered 7 shiny pokemon (i'd only caught 4), and have a shiny minior explode on me :))
Sada: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Arven: Why?
Sada, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
Nemona: Do Drampa fart fire?
Larry: I don't know.
Nemona: I thought you went to college.
Giacomo: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Florian:
Florian: Giacomo, are you alright?
Giacomo: *sobs*
Atticus: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
*Juliana falls over*
Penny: Juliana! Are you alright?
Juliana: Is that you, Arceus?
Penny: What?
Juliana: It's just, you sound a lot more like Penny than I expected.
Atticus: I am a ninja.
Arven: No, you're not.
Atticus: Did you see me do that?
Arven: Do what?
Atticus: Exactly.
Clavell: What are amphetamines?
Florian: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Clavell: Oh.
Larry: Ever get lonely?
Nemona: Nope!
Larry: Okay, well this is pointless.
Nemona: There's just so many ways NOT to be lonely! There are friends, family, faith-- hey! Those are all F-words! I wonder if there are other ways not to be lonely that also start with F?
*silence*
Larry: ...Think of any yet?
Nemona: Um... nope!
Larry, doing a double take: ...You are pure pureness in its purest form. It's almost irritating. But tell me more, Nemona.
Geeta: No one is as excited for Peace Day as I am!
Lacey: I am!
Geeta: NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!
Crispin: I'm doing what I can to jog your memory.
Florian: It's jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Crispin: Nice.
Nemona: You know, there's something weird going on with your face?
Amarys: What?
Nemona: You're smiling! I didn't know you could do that?
Carmine: Those darn tall old people.
Penny: Darn em' indeed.
Drayton: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Kieran: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Kieran: Hahaha.
Kieran: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
Juliana: Five little Chimchar jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Drayton: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Juliana: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Penny: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Mela, skipping rocks at Casseroya Lake with Ortega: It's such a beautiful evening.
Ortega: Yeah, it is.
Ortega: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
Juliana, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Rika: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Ortega: I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits.
*Florian and Eri are fighting*
Drayton, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
*Florian and Eri start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
Penny: Can I get a waffle?
Arven and Carmine: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Penny: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Ortega: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Carmine: On this moment or just my life in general?
Ortega: So, Carmine and Kieran.
Ortega: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto...
Carmine: We had a bad day.
Ortega: And... MURDER?!
Kieran: It was a pretty bad day...
Amarys: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Drayton: You were gone?
Arven: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
Florian: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
Arven, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN FLOWER???
Drayton: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?
Atticus: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?
Kieran: Look, Drayton, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting.
Kieran: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Ortega: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Drayton: Ya know... it might be.
Mela: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Juliana: It's Penny's turn.
Penny: Don't die.
Juliana, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Florian, looking at a selfie of Lacey's: I hate this photo.
Lacey: I'm cute as heck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Florian: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Lacey: Up to kindness.
Giacomo, throwing a Poké Ball at Eri: Eri, I choose you!
Eri, not looking up from her book and catching it: You need an Ultra Ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
Lacey: Why are you guys acting like this?
Kieran: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
Juliana: Where are you going?
Kieran: Hell, eventually.
Carmine: Tomorrow's the Cooking Contest. Kieran always tells me one thing every year. They say, "You might win if you'd stop eating your entry!" But how would I know whether it's an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity...
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Pokémon Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictionpokemon incorrect quotes that may or may not fit the characters. has SOME hints to some romantic relationships, but mostly just platonic quotes.
