Blue Sparrow 2: Tweets on Writing, Reading, and Other Creative Nonsense

WRITER'S LIFE:
1. Write.
2. Cry.
3. Cry-write.
4. Write-cry.
5. Contemplate death by donuts.
6. Write one brilliant line.
7. Die from joy.

HOW TO HELP A WRITER:
Buy books.
Read books.
Review books.
Buy more books.
Read more books.
Review more books.
Buy even more books.

HOW A WRITER WRITES A BOOK:
*decides to write it*
*thinks about it*
*talks about it*
*freaks out about it*
*tweets about it*
*eats cake*

7 WAYS TO SUPPORT A WRITER:
1. Buy a book.
2. Buy a book.
3. Buy a book.
4. Buy a book.
5. Buy a book.
6. Buy a book.
7. Buy a book.

Writers are not antisocial, writers simply have too many people in their heads to socialize with already.

Book harder, people, book harder. Write books. Read books. Buy books. Give books. Hug books. Kiss books. Sniff books. Love books.

I write to know me. I read to know others.

HOW WRITERS TAKE SHOWERS:
1. Turns on water.
2. Gets a thought.
3. Writes thought down.
4. Gets a thought.
5. Wonders why water is running.

WRITING TIP: Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't g

I don't want a good night. I'm a writer. I WANT A NIGHT FULL OF NIGHTMARES.

No matter what anyone says, never stop making art. The point is not to get famous or make money, the point is to be happy while doing it.

I want to read every book that's ever been written. *puts every book on the reading list*

Reminder: YOU WILL DIE. So it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. Write. Paint. Sing. Dance. Act. Make art, before it's too late.

HOW WRITERS WRITE BOOKS:
1. Drink coffee.
2. Drink more coffee.
3. Stare at Twitter.
4. Type some words.
5. Delete some words.
6. Nap.

Want to know how to get rid of your shit, all that painful shit from the past? Become a writer. Dump your shit on paper. It'll turn to gold.

Bad girls make good writers.

Those who tell you that books are made of paper are despicable liars. Books are made of love. They're only printed on paper.

I'm a writer and I don't wear makeup because it stains pages when I bash my face against them in frustration.

Don't piss off a writer. A pissed off writer will write you into a book and murder you in the most outrageous manner.

WRITER'S THOUGHT PROCESS:
1. Not good enough.
2. Not good enough.
3. Oh! This sounds good.
4. Nope.
5. Not good enough.
6. Not good enough.

WRITER STARTING ON A BOOK:
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
*opens laptop*
*opens new doc*
*stares at the doc*
*eats cake*
*naps*

One reason to write every day: the more you write, the more you believe in yourself; the less you write, the more self-doubt sets in.

Don't trust people who claim to know things. Trust those who admit they don't know.

WRITER'S THOUGHTS BEFORE COFFEE:
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6. I think I need coffee.

The bravest thing I ever did was deciding to be myself.

The only way out of a bad day is to write about it.

You don't read books? What else is wrong with you?