Howdy, darlings.

I was born in Moscow, Russia, and came to US in 1998 not knowing English, having studied architecture and not dreaming that one day I'd be writing. 4 years ago I quit my career and started writing full-time, self-publishing my books. I live in Seattle with my partner and our combined three kids in a house that we like to call The Loony Bin (it's crazy).

My novel Rosehead was featured on Wattpad in the fantasy category, and Irkadura was Wattpad staff pick as "a postmodern fable that will break your mind into a million pieces."

I blog about writing a couple times a week (unless my pet sloths demand extra attention):
I also tweet about socks and writing and vodka:
And I post all kinds of writerly thoughts on Ello:
And pictures of books I read (and socks I wear) on Instagram:

If you want to find out about my new releases, which is about 2 books a year, you can sign up for my newsletter (and I will sell your emails for big bucks to Russian mafia):

And if happen to be rich and don't know what to do with your money, you can donate it all to me on Patreon (I take cash, gold, diamonds, anything, really, I'm not picky), and in return you get to read my daily writing there:

Oh, and all my ebooks are free. You can download any of them here:

Happy reading!

I love you.
  • Seattle, WA
  • JoinedSeptember 22, 2013

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kseniaanske kseniaanske Jan 01, 2017 11:02PM
Happy 2017, my darlings! I wrote a new horror story called CTHULHU ON A TRICYCLE. It's very dark and very unsettling, so I suggest you don't read it. Here it is (don't click the link!!!): https://www...
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Stories by kseniaanske
Rosehead by kseniaanske
Rosehead Fantasy
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Siren Suicides: Second Edition by kseniaanske
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Irkadura by kseniaanske
Irkadura Fantasy
"My mama became a catfish when I was two, on the day I stopped talking." Neglected since birth by her mother, Irina Myshko hasn't spoken a word for most of her short Soviet life. Outcast as a mute idiot a...
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