(Author's Note: Just To Avoid Confusion "ROSIE" Is My Broppy Child OC. And "ROSE" Is A Rock Troll From TrollsTopia)
Rose: Look, Kissing You Yesterday Was A Mistake.
Romper: A Sexy Mistake? 😘
Rose: No, Just A Mistake. 😑
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Baby Branch: *Exists*
Me: ...
Me: .....M U S T P R O T E C T T H E B E A N ! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤😤
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Chaz: *Gets Down On One Knee*
Marshtato Mary: Oh My God, It's Finally Happening! 😍
Chaz: *Falls Over* 😵
Marshato Mary: The Poison Is Kicking In! 😈
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Cloud Guy: If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple "Thank You" Is All I Need. 🍳😌
Cloud Guy: Not All This "How Did You Get Into My Bunker?" Nonsense. 😒
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JD: *Sitting On A Couch, Reading A Book* 🛋️
Rhonda: *Notices John* :D
Rhonda: Ruff Ruff! 😋 *Wags Her Tail Like A Dog And Runs Towards John*
JD: RHONDA NO! YOUR NOT A LAP DOG! YOUR NOT A LAP DOG! ✋😧🤚
Rhonda: *Tries To Sit On John's Lap. But Ends Up Crushing Him* 💥
JD: *Crushed Under Rhonda's Butt* Help... Meeeeee... 😵💫
Branch: *Who Got Sat On By Death Note Earlier* First Time? 😑
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Boom: Let Me Show You A Picture From Last Night That Really Upset me. 😔
Hype: Ok, In My Defense, Trickee Bet Me 50 Cents If I Couldn't Drink That Entire Bottle Of Shampoo.
Boom: That's Not What I Wanted To- Wait You Drank SHAMPOO?!?! 😱
Ablaze: What Is WRONG With You Two?! 😰
Hype: Even I Don't Know! 😭
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Gristle: *On The Phone* So, No Pizza Tonight? 😐📱
Gristle: *Throws His Phone On The Ground And Breaks A Random Skateboard* 🛹💥😡
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Riff: Can I Have A Sip Of Your Water?
Sid Frit: It's Not Water.
Riff: Oh, Vodka! I Like Your Style- 😄
Sid Frit: Vinegar. >:)
Riff: What? 😐
Sid Frit: It's Vinegar, Coward- >:)
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(Prompt: "The Trolls Encounter A Fire" 🔥)
Poppy: *Calls The Fire Department*
Branch: *Grabs A Fire Extinguisher*
Floyd: *Runs Away Screaming*
Spruce: *Tries To Put The Fire Out By Peeing On It*
Clay: It'S my JoB To SaVe YoU ALL!!!
Viva: *Tries To Fight The Fire*
JD: *Tries To Communicate With The Fire*
Death Note: *Is The Cause Of The Fire*
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Val: Heeeey Dante! My Concert Starts In Half An hour. You gonna be there? 🤘😆
Dante: *Groan* I Am Busy Right Now Val. I NEED To Finish Writing This Symphony. And It Has To Be Perfect!
Val: You Know, You Classical Trolls Are WAAAAAY Too Precise About Things. 🙄
Dante: *Gasps In British* I Beg Your Pardon? >:O
Val: We Rock Trolls Don't Really Think Too Hard About Writing The Perfect Songs... We Just Have Fun With It! And I Think You Need To loosen up A Little. 😌
Dante: ...
Val: *Sits Next To Dante* Try Not to Think About The Notes Too Hard. Just Write Down how You Feel! 😁
Dante: Oh! Write Down My Feelings! Ok! ^^
Dante: *Writes "Buzz Off Val!" On His Music Sheet* 📝 😊
Val: 😐
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