Petra: Woah! Dude, Why do you look so mad?Sid Frit: Me And Carol Were Just Riding Around Volcano Rock City On Our motorcycle, And this Jerk speeded past us with their flashy Sports car and flipped us off... 😠
Petra: So what did you do?
Sid Frit: Well... Carol Fallowed them Until they stopped at A McDonald's Parking Lot, And Then She Reached her hand into their open car window And-
Carol: *Walks In* Who Wants A Steering Wheel? 🛞😁
Blaze Powercord: ME!!! ✋😃
Petra: O————O
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🍦 The Twins Buying Ice Cream Like Normal People! 🍦
Ice Cream Man: Hello, What Can I Get You Two? 😁
Satin: I'll Have A Strawberry Cone! :)
Chenille: I'll Have A Mint Chocolate Chip Cone! :)
Satin: Mint Chocolate Chip? Eww. 🤢
Chenille: *Le Gasp* How DARE You Insult Mint Chocolate Chip?!?! It's my favorite Ice Cream Flavour! 😠
Satin: What The Hair?! Why do you always pronounce FLAVOR Like FlaVOUR??? 😠
Chenille: What? What's Wrong With How I Say It?! 😡
Satin: It's Weird! And I don't get the point of adding an extra "U" When the word is perfect JUST THE WAY IT IS!!! 😡
Ice Cream Man: 😐...
Dante: *Is Flying Right Next To The Twins*
Dante: C-Can I P-Please Just have A Plain Vanilla? ☝️😰
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Clay: Hey, Kiddo. I'm About To Cook Out. Would You Like Me To Make You A Meat Circle? 😄
Sunny: ...
Sunny: A Meat Circle? 🤨
Viva: 🤔...
Viva: ...Oh! Your Father Means A "Burger" 🍔
Sunny: Oh! Then Yes, I Would Like A Burger! 😁
Clay: Coming Right Up Sweetie! 👍
Viva: *Walks Over To Clay* Honey, We Don't Call Them "Meat Circles" Anymore... Remember? 😑
Clay: *Rubs The Back of His Head* Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. 😅
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🎾 🐾 At The Pop Village Pet Park... 🐾🎾
JD: You Know Branch... When We both agreed that we should let Rhonda And Death Note play together at the Pet Park... I Just thought they would do Normal pet things... Like play in the mud, Fetch sticks, And chase squirrel critters around... Stuff like that... 🫤
Branch: ...Yeah, But instead their Doing THAT. 🫵🫤
Rhonda And Death Note: *Both Playing A Game of Poker With A Bunch Of Dog Critters* 🐲🚍 ♠️♥️♣️♦️ 🐕🐩🦮🐕🦺
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Marshtato Mary: *Waving A Spoon Around* 🥄
Chaz: Uhhhh, Can you NOT? 😥
Marshtato Mary: Shut Up! >:(
Marshtato Mary: If you mess with me, Your gonna get fricking SPOONED! 🥄😈
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