Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #9

I Know this is random... But here's A Drawing Of King/Father Branch. 🫅 It has nothing to do with this chapter. I just wanted to show you guys it.
He Got The Scar On His Face When He Was Protecting His Daughter 'Rosie' From A Giant Crow. (Similar To The Crow That Harassed Him In "The Beat Goes On") 🐦‍⬛

Satin: Chenille, Do You Think It's Socially Acceptable To Return A Gift?

Chenille: In Most Cases... I'd Say probably Not.

Nova Swift: *Watching Them From Afar* Hmmmm, Interesting... 🤔

(Later At A Glitterball "Dodgeball" Fight)

A Random Country Troll: *Is About To Hit Nova With A Glitterball* 🪩😄

Nova Swift: NOOO! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! IT'S IMPOLITE TO RETURN A GIFT FROM GOD! YOU CAN'T! ✋😫🤚

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Cooper: *Is About To Get An X-Ray* 🩻

Cooper: Hey Doc, Did You Know That "Skeleton" Spelled Backwards Is still "Skeleton"? 😄

Doctor Plum: Ok Cooper, Time To Get An X-Ray Of Your "Noteleks" 😑

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Viva: Brrrrrr! 🥶 It's Pretty Cold Out here... Clay, Would You Like To Cuddle? It will help keep us warm. 😊

Clay: O-Oh! 😳 Of Course Viva. 😊 *Cuddles With Viva*

Sunny: *Watching Her Parents* Awww! 😄

Val: It's Fricking 90 Degrees Out Here. -.-

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Forte: Oh No! I Forgot! 😥

Dante: Forgot What?

Forte: I Just Said That I Forgot! So How do you expect me to Answer That? 😰

Dante:

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(Before Broppy Started Dating)

Poppy: Please? For Me? 🥺

Branch: Please Don't Do That. 😑

Poppy: Do What?

Branch: You Think Every time you say "Please? For Me?" And do the big Puppy Eyes, I'll just do whatever you want? Well, it's NOT gonna work this time. *Crosses His Arms* 😑

Poppy: ...

Branch:

Poppy: ...Please? For Me? 🥺

Branch: ...

Branch: OK FINE! 😖

Poppy: UwU 🩷

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Demo: Hey Dj, Can please stay in your Pod Tonight? -.-

DJ Suki: Sure!

DJ Suki: ....What did Val Do This Time? 😑

Demo: She And Mr Dinkles Were Playing With An Old Spell Book, And They Summoned The Ghost Of Raisin Ruby In The Rock Hallow. -.-

DJ Suki:

DJ Suki: What??? 😐

Demo: And Non of the other Rock Trolls Know How to Banish Spirits. They just Started Throwing Salt At Raisin Ruby, Yelling "DOSE THIS LOOK LIKE A GHOST BAKERY TO YOU?!" -.-

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🧬Cooper In R&Bs Lab🧬

Cooper: *Looks At A Beaker Full Of Green Liquid* 👀

Cloud Guy: *Appears Out Of Thin Air* Go Ahead, Drink whatever is in that Beaker. You know you want to! 🧪😏

Cooper: :D

R&B: *Runs Into The Lab* COOPER NO! 😱😱

Lownote Jones: Cooper! Cloud Guy! What did we tell you two about drinking radioactive chemicals? 😠

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Wani: How do I Make A Date Really Romantic?

Spruce: Be Mysterious. 😎

Wani: K, Got It! 😁👌

(Later On The Date...)

Tresillo: So Where Are We Going Señorita? ☺️

Wani: None Of Your Fricking Business! 😊

Tresillo: O————O

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Marshato Mary: I Have Absolutely NO Respect For Santa! 🎅🏻

Marshtato Mary: What kind of Sick people celebrate A Holiday where This Creepy, Chubby old man breaks into your house and leaves you gifts?! Or Stupid Lumps Of Coal If you're ME. 🪨😠

Marshtato Mary: Come On Santa! Come To My House And Fight Me Like A MAN! ✊😡

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A Random Troll: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES SIR! WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES OR BEES? 🍎🐝

Creek: Wait- Bees? 🤨

The Troll: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! :)

Another Troll: *Approaches Creep, Aggressively Shaking A Jar Of Bees* :)🫙

Creek: NO! WAIT! ✋😰🤚

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