Kieth: I've Never Actually Been To A Snowball Fight Before.
Tiny Diamond: Really?
Kieth: I Don't Even Know The Rules... Is There Like, A Point System... Or Is It Just... To The Death? 😶
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(At Rock Concert Practice)
Barb: *Crossing Her Arms* You're Late! 😑
Riff: And You're Hot! 😅
Barb: ...
Barb: You Are Forgiven... 😳
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Val: Welp, I'm Going outside to get some fresh air.
Petra: There's Plenty of Air In Here You Know.
Val: Well, I Don't Want YOUR Air! 😠
Petra: Why?! What's Wrong With MY Air?! 😡
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Blues: How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings?
Rhythm: Hmmmm... That's A Tricky One. 🤔
Cooper: You Say "I'm Board, Let's Go Drink Mouthwash!" :D
Lownote Jones:
Lownote Jones: ...Or Maybe you could just try to be polite? 😅
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Synth: *Singing To The Tune Of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"* 🎶You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out. You Better Watch Out.🎶
Trollex: *Starts Singing With Synth. The Tone Sounding Like They're Both Panicking*
Trollex And Synth: 🎶YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH-🎶
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Brandi: *Preparing An Extra Large Order Of Nachos For A Customer* Wow! These Nachos Are Big! 😄
Spruce: *Smirking* Do you know what else Is Big? 😏
Brandi: 😳
Spruce:
Brandi: 😳
Spruce:
Brandi: 😳
Spruce: *Holds Up A Carrot* This Carrot! Someone Ordered A Garden Salad. I'll Help Ya Make It Honey. 🥕😄
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Viva: What's Your Biggest Fear Branch?
Branch: Losing Someone I Love...
Viva: Wow... That's So Deep... 🥺
Clay: My Biggest Fear Is The Cool Aid Man... But Now I just feel stupid. 😓
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Gus Tumbleweed: Here's A Grammar Tip. "Farther" Means Physical Distance. "Further" Means Metaphorical Distance. And "Father" Means Emotional Distance!
Holly:
Holly: Uhhh, Gus... You can have My Cupcake If You Want... 😐🧁
Gus Tumbleweed: Yes Please. 🥲
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Clampers: Awww! My Caterpillar Never Turned Into A Butterfly... 😞
Delta Dawn: Uh, Sweetheart, That's A Cheeto... 🫤
Clampers: OH! 😮 *Eats The Cheeto*
Clampers: *CRUNCH!* 😋
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Archer: Do You Know What I Find Really Weird? Naming Your Cat "Whiskers"
Archer: Your Literally Naming Them After Their Own Facial Hair!
Archer: It's Not like One Day I'll name My Child "Mustache" 😒
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
