Demo: Hey Guys, Do You Wanna See How Strong I Am? 💪😌
Barb: Sure? ...What Are You Going To- 🤨
Demo: *Punches A Brick Wall* 🤜💥🧱
Demo: 🥲
Riff: Uhhhhh, Are You Ok Demo? ☹️
Demo: 🥲
Barb: You Alright Dude? 😐
Demo: .....Please Take Me To The Hospital... 🙃
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{Kismet Group Chat 💬}
Trickee: On A Scale Between *I Dropped My Croissants* To *Free Sha Vodca Doo* How Are You Guys Feeling?
Boom: I Think I'm Somewhere Between *Road Work Ahead* And *When Life Gives You Lemons*
Hype: Really? I Feel More Like A *I Don't Need A Degree To Be A Clothing Hanger* How About You Ablaze?
Ablaze: I'm Definitely Feeling *Stop Saying I Look Like Chicken Little. He's Dumb And He's A Coward* But, Then Again... That Could Just Be Because I Haven't Had My Morning Coffee Yet...
Branch: ...
Branch: ...Wut? (O____O)
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Hickory: I Died As A Yodeler And Came Back As A Cowboy...
Hickory: I Call It... Reintarnation! 🤠
Holly: ...
Holly: ...You're A Flipping Genius! :o
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Bridget: It's Movie Night Grissy! What Do You Want To Watch? 😄🍿
Gristle: Let's Watch Shark Boy And Lava Girl!
Bridget: Good Choice! 👍
Gristle: We Can Cuddle Together During The Scary Scenes. 😏
Bridget:
Bridget: The "Scary" Scenes...
Bridget: ...In "Shark Boy And Lava Girl?" 😐
Gristle: I'm Trying Here Babe! 😭
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🚍JD Is Taking His Armadillo Van For A Ride...🚍
Rhonda: *Stomach Growls* :(
JD: What's Wrong Rhonda? 😕 *Checks Her Fuel Tank* Oh! You're On Empty. Let's Go Get You Some Grub. 😄
(John Dory Pulled Into A Burger King Drive Through And Ordered Some Food For Rhonda. 🍔🍟)
Drive Through Lady: *Holds Out The Bag Of Food* Here's Your Whopper And Order Of Fries Sir. 😁
JD: Oh, It's Not For Me. ✋😄
Drive Through Lady: Huh? 🤨
Rhonda: *Grabs The Bag From The Lady And Eats It Whole* MUNCH! 😋
Drive Through Lady: 0_0
JD: We May Need A Hundred More Orders. 😅
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Viva: Clay, Have You Seen My Makeup Bag Anywhere? 👛
Clay: Nope. 🤷
Viva: I Wonder If Sunny Is Playing With It. 🤔
(Viva And Clay Went Outside Their Pod To Talk With Sunny)
Viva: Hey Sunny, Have You Seen Mommy's Makeup- 😄
Viva And Clay: 😧!😧!
Sunny: *Is Putting Lipstick On Death Note* 😐💄
Death Note: *Has Makeup On* ✨🐲✨
Clay: Uhhhhhhh... 😐
Viva: Sunny...... What Are You Doing? 😐
Sunny: He Wanted A Makeover! 😄💄
Death Note: GRAAAAW! (Translation: I Am The Most Gorgeous Dragon In The World Peasants!) 🐲💅✨
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Floyd: *Listening To Sad Songs On His Headphones While Eating Ice Cream* 🎧
Spruce: *Walks In* Are You Ok? 🙁
Floyd: Yeah, This Is Just Something I Do Every Week...
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Lownote Jones: Cool Critter Fact... Did You Know Smaller Creatures Are More Aggressive Than Larger Ones? It's Because They Have Smaller Bodies To Bottle Up All Their Anger With.
Guy Diamond: Really? Can You Give Me Some Examples?
Rhythm: Wasps?
Blues: Chihuahuas?
Tiny Diamond: Smidge?
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הומורI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
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