MCYT one-shots

^18^ Incorrect quotes 2

Author: I used random duos and groups from the life series again so boom! :D

Boat Boys

Etho: *Holding a bottle* Is this Whiskey or Perfume?

Joel: *Chugs entire bottle*

Joel: It's perfume.

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Joel: Welcome, fellow idiots

Etho: Hello, Joel

Joel: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Etho: You underestimate me.

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Etho: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Joel: Twelve, actually.

Etho: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Joel: Yours!

Etho: That's right: no one's.

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Joel: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Etho: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Joel:

Joel: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Etho: Someone will die.

Joel: Of fun!

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Etho: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Joel: Oh, you've been?

Etho: Once. In monopoly.

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Gem and the Scott's

Gem: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Scott: You people already know too much about me.

Impulse: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Gem: HELP! I TOLD IMPULSE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Scott, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Scott: Hey Gem,

Gem: Yes?

Scott: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Gem:

Gem: Where's Impulse?

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Gem, driving Scott and Impulse: So how was your day?

Scott: We almost got surprise adopted!

Gem: What?

Impulse: We almost got kidnapped.

Gem: Oh, okay.