chapter 11 god werw almost done holy balls

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Fiona walks up to sherk and uppercuts him and he falls down

"I-i dont get it fiona how arw you alive dream killed you??" Asks sherk

"Michelle found a way to revive me with pepsi and raw beef in a giant microwave, but thats not the important thing, i want to know why you chose that BEE over ME????" Says fiona

"F-fiona im gay!!! Please accept me!!" Says sherk

"Sherk i dont hate gay people, i would have divorced you if you actually talked about that to me, but now you have betrayed me, and our family so YOU MUST DIE!" fiona says

"NOOO!" Says sherk

Fiona runs at sherk and throws him into the sky and jumps after him like he did to Michelle earlier

"Sherk you will pay for this!" Fiona says while shes sort of crying and also punching sherk in the face

"AHHH NOO SHERK!!!! PLEASE DONT KILL HIM FIONA!!!!" says barry from back on the grand stands

"I have an idea on how to beat her guys!" Says the onceler

"What is it?" Asks dream

"You'll see but imma need those thneeds for it"

the onceler says and takes all the thneeds together and starts tying them together and he ties them on two support pillars on the building

"Everyone i made a slingshot so we can go up there like angry birds and all punch her out!!!" Yells the onceler

"Omigosh great idea! :)" says wally after he finally falls from the ceiling from where he hot punched by Michelle

Dream grabs wally and puts him on the slingshot first
"Lets do a test first to see if this actuality works tho"

Dream slingshots wally up into the air and he hits fiona in the head and she looks around all confused

"Alright lets do this!!" Dream says as he gets onto the giant thneed slingshot with everyone else in the crowd, including the onceler, barry, the rock and many other beloved characters from our favourite medias

They all shoot up at once and it looks super fuckin coolwhwn they do it and they all put a fist out like superman and everyone goes and punches fiona

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed in agony from the punch of 10000 popular characters and celebrities

She falls onto rhe ground and the rest of everyone else water bucket clutches onto the ground so that they dont take fall damage except dream, funny enough dream was the only one who failed his water bucket cluch despite being a pro minecraft YouTuber

"Nooo! Dream!!! D:" says the onceler as he rushes over to dream

"Oncie! Theres something I've wanted to tell you from the moment i met you!" Dream says

"What is it dwreamy cwreamy?" Asked the onceler

"I l-love you onceler!" Says dream while fainting

"Omigosh dream!" Said the onceler

Luckily the good doctor from the i am a surgeon meme came over and he looked at dream and said very autisticly "he will be ok because i am a surgeon" and then he takes dream to the good doctor hospital in the ambulance And the onceler comes along

Meanwhile sherk and barry were finally allowed to be a normal gay couple and they show the first gay kiss on disney television live to the cameras at the fight

"I love you sherkypoo!"

"I love you too babby gorl barry!!"

They say to eachother and then have a big sloppy gay makeout session and the cameras turn away from them cuz little kids at home are watching

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