Anecdotes of Abi and Vetri

TVET - IAS Abiyum Vazhakkarignar Vetriyum - Part 9

A: (Dreamily) Ennoda favorite un azhukku jeansum murattu chattaiyum than.

V: Iyaiyo! Mothallaye solrathukku ennadi? Ippo vaa! Veettukku polam. Anga poi mathikkaren.

A: Aiyaa Sami! Aalai vidu! Thappa sollitten. Ethukku kooppittannu sollu.

V: Sudaroda birthday eppo? Ava birth certificate irukka?

A: Ithukkaada kooppitta? Naan photo anuppinathu maranthu pocha? (sends the birth certificate to him.)

V: Unkooda oru coffee kudikkalamnu kooppitten. (sees the certificate) Ei! Sudar porantha annikke photo anuppiniyadi? Naan kooda oru naal rendu naal kazhichu anuppiruppannu ninaichu than ketten.

A: Enkitta phone kodutha konja nerathula anuppinen. Mothalla enga ammavukku anuppanumnu photo eduthen. Appuram ennamo thonichu. Unakku anuppitten. Appuram innuma ivanai ninaichukittu irukkomnu, un emaila block pannitten. Appo anuppirukkalainna appuram anuppiruppeno ennamo? Nee eppo pathe?

V: Naan annikku mathiyanam pathendi! Appo than enakku email access irukkum. Ana annikku kathala 4 manilenthu romba manasukku kashtama irunthathu. Unakku etho agara mathiriye irunthathu. Onnu theriyuma? Annikku ennoda cellmate ennai kovilla poi kumbidunnu sonnaru. Annilenthu jailla irunthappo, daily poi unakkagavum Sudarukkagavum vendippen. Perusa onnum illai. Enga irunthalum rendu perum nalla irukkanumnu vendippen.

A: Ippovum thinamum poriya enna?

V: Illaidi! Athu ennamo antha jail kovil than enakku pidichirunthathu. Athula pillaiyar Sivan parvathinnu than irukkum. Ana naan vendikittathu ennamo thiru naan kaatha than. Collegela padikkarache, thinamum kathala roomlaye first unga rendu perukkum vendikittu appuram velaiyai paapen. Inga vanthappuramum athu than. Oru naal kovilukku keezha varaikkum ponen. Ana unnodayum Sudarodayum than adutha tharam poganumnu vanthutten.

A: Vetri! Nee romba maaritta! Nee ippadi sami nambikkaiyellam veppennu naan ninaikkave illai!

V: Vangina adi appadi! Annikku kathala than unakku antha samayathula due datennu nyabagam vanthathu! Prasavathula varra complications pathi vera padichena? Enakku nallathe thonalai! Paappavum neeyum ennai vittu poiduveengannu ore bayama agiduchu. Naan thavicha thavippa pathuttu antha annan ennai kovilukku izhuthuttu ponaru. Saamiya vendarathu than unakku ore vazhinnu sonnaru. Kozhanthai nallapadiya poranthala? Ethuvum complication ellam illaiye?

A: Enakku second stage labour romba late agiduchu! Naan romba tired agitten. Athanala c-section pannalamannu yosikkarache, nalla velaiya sudar manasu vechu velila vanthutta. Vidiyara nerathula neella neellama viraloda, konjama thalai mudiyoda ava ennai kannu thiranthu paatha paaruda! Enakku ava Sooriyan mathiri thanda therinja! Antha paarvai enakku marakkave marakkathu. Athula mattum sooriyana? Pasikkarache, paal kodukka oru 30sec late anakooda kovathula oru sound viduva paaru! Vijikka ennai en late panrannu nalla thittuvanga! Kovathulayum sari, pesi mayakkarathulayum sari, ava neeye than.

V: Appadingara! Innum nee mayangina mathiri theriyalaiye?

A: Arambichuttiya? Sari! Ozhunga enna vishayamnu sollu. Sudar wait pannittu iruppa.

V: Ithuthan kekkanum. Ava enakkaga eppo wait pannuva?

A: Vetri! (sighs) Ava Appa varanumnu porantha annilenthu wait panra da!

V: Naanum avalukkagavum unakkagavum varusha kanakkula wait panrendi!

A: Vetri! intha mathiri pesina naan enna solrathu? Appavukku undana poruppai eduthukka vendama? Verumna appa ponnunu koopittukitta pothuma? Nee Appava eppavum ava koodave iruppennu ennai vidu, avalukku katta vendama?

V: Abi! Naanum athai than solren. Naan poruppu eduthukka thayaar. Enakku oru chance kodu. Naan avalukku Appava seyya vendiyathai senjuttu en urimaiyai unkitta kekkamalaye eduthuppen. Onnu theriyuma? Naan mothalla ippo irukkara idathula office matthum than open pannalamnu irunthen. Patha illa? antha veetula keezha oru periya room appuram parking thaan; melathan veedu. Appuram nee inga transfer agi varannu therinjuthu. Athanala udane antha veetu ownertta solli mothama eduthukittu inga kudi vanthutten. Unakku veedu car ellam koduppangannu theriyum. Ana, neeyum Sudarum, en sontha muyarchila edukkara veetula irukkanumnuthan antha veettukku marinen. Chitappu veettai appadi thodaichen ippadi perukkinennu innum ottittuthan irukkappla!