Blitz then immediately smacks the horse's ass l, causing it to run around like crazy with Jack tied to its leg. The scene then cuts to after that whole thing with everyone laughing. Except for Jack.
Jack: it's not funny!
Optimus prime: it actually is.
Jack: not for me!
Octavia: shut up, Jack.
Leela: punt!
Leela immediately punched Jack in the face. Felicity lights a fire on Jack's head. The scene cuts to Jack coming out of a hospital with a broken arm, broken leg, and a neck brace.
Moxxie: at least people can write their names on your--.
Jack: SHUT UP!!!
Arcee: to be fair... It was hilarious.
Jack: I already have enough to deal with, I don't need thi--
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Jack then falls down, causing him to get a full body cast.
Jack: why!?
Felicity: I just can't help myself. Also...
Fizzarolli: I got it.
Fizzarolli then stretched his robotic arm, grabbed balloon boy and immediately retracted his arm
Miko: so, fizz, what's with the robot arms?
Felicity: remnant?
Fizzarolli: well, I got them after I lost my limbs in...
Blitz: the incident.
Raf: what incident?
Barbie wire: long story short, a fire.
Ultra Magnus: okay, it's all clear now.
Felicity: no it's not. Click bait is better at explaining shit than that.
Ratchet: what's click bait?
Blitz: musical number!
Moxxie: what?
Blitz: 🎵how the hell did I get here? Where the fuck did I come from? Click the thumbnail that popped up. Justin Bieber flavored condom. Some dumb mother fuckers are telling me shit that I don't wanna know. Nothing is condom related. What flavor would Justin have been? Now no one fuckin' knows shit. I've wasted an hour jacking off to Zoella. Not trying to be fickle. I swear the thumbnail showed a tit, but she's fully dressed in a top shop dress she was paid to wear. It's my cross to bare. If I see a sick bit I will click on there. 🎵
Caddy and Loona: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait.🎵
Loona: 🎵we shot a porno and almost died.🎵
Caddy and Loona: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait.🎵
Caddy: 🎵these glasses cured my colorblindness🎵
Fizzarolli: 🎵have you ever felt lied to before? By a YouTuber you adore. The thumbnails look like they're gonna open some doors, but when you open them it's not what you thought.🎵
Caddy: 🎵you saw boobies in the thumbnail.🎵
Loona: 🎵itty bitty titties.🎵
Stolas: 🎵hands down your pants, your bound to fail.🎵
Caddy: 🎵you're waiting for skin, but ten minutes in you realize it's a video they ain't even in.🎵
Fizzarolli: 🎵you've just been got, hook, line, and sinker. Your whole expectations were based on a picture. They tricked ya! Versace, Versace, Versace, Versac...🎵
Moxxie: get back to the point, Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli: how about I let prince Stolas take care of this?
Stolas: thank you. 🎵It's just a way for them to be richer, but quicker. Gives me the fuel that I need for this rant to be sicker. I'm sick of the shit that they give you!🎵
Barbie wire: 🎵your time is up. You better start runnin'. If I don't see no boobs then I'm un-subbin.🎵
Felicity and Leela: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait.🎵
Felicity: 🎵nipple slips and killer clowns.🎵
Felicity and Leela: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait.🎵
Leela: 🎵if you like this vid I'll shout you out.🎵
Moxxie: 🎵look, kids, let me break it down. How I'm rippin' you off. Flippin' you off. Tickin' the box while you're there, suckin' a cot. And you're just waiting for a pointless blog to drop, but nothing ever really happens, but I find it right in the blink of an eye.🎵
Leela: 🎵you deleted five hours of your life.🎵
Felicity: 🎵you deleted five weeks of your life.🎵
Octavia: 🎵you deleted five years of your life!🎵
Fizzarolli: 🎵and Blitz has a deadbeat dad.🎵
Blitz: 🎵hit him with a double dab.🎵
Millie: 🎵parents money in the bag. We need something else to rhyme with bag.🎵
Fizzarolli: 🎵I need some likes so I'll like myself. Your attention is good for my mental health. So bend me over and fuck me twice. I'll do anything for my fans so the price is right.🎵
Millie: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. My dog just died. I broke my leg.🎵
Octavia: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. I grew an arm out of my head.🎵
Loona: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. How many babies can I kick?🎵
Caddy: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. I caught a fish.🎵
Blitz: 🎵where's Moxxie's dick, baby?🎵
Felicity: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. I almost died in an Uber car.🎵
Millie: 🎵one star.🎵
Leela: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. I got arrested at Coachella.🎵
Millie: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. I bought a Lamborghini because I'm rich as fuck!🎵
Barbie wire: 🎵Clickbait. Clickbait. Zoella threw her shit at me!🎵
Blitz: now you get it?
Bulkhead: get what?
Arcee: all you did was dance to music.
The scene then cuts to Blitz and Fizzarolli throwing Jack off of a cliff by a waterfall.
Jack: what the fuck!?
The scene then cuts to Fizzarolli next to an unconscious Asmodeus who started slowly waking up.
Asmodeus: fizzy?
Fizzarolli: Ozzie!
Then they both immediately started hugging and nuzzling each other.
