thoughts to snap your mind in half and random memes

incorrect ID quotes

Please note that I do not own these, I got them from another book, that is called 'incorrect imagine dragons' by bulletinagun.
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Ben: you could answer almost anything with 'not since the accident'

Wayne: actually, you can't

Dan: not since the accident

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Ben: *waves*

Dan: it's a microwave!

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Dan: knock, knock

Dan: who's there

Dan: wood

Dan: wood who

Dan: wood you please stop talking to yourself

Dan: okay

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Wayne: what are your goals for this year

Ben: pet all the cats

Wayne: I mean fitness goals

Ben: be fast enough to pet all the cats

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Ben: whenever I say 'all things considered', I have only considered 3 things at most, usually less

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Ben: yeah, I'll probably die alone

waiter: I asked if you were dining alone

Ben: yeah that too

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Dan: why is Ben standing on the table

Wayne: he likes to feel tall

(my addition)
Ben: guys, I'm changing the light bulb