thoughts to snap your mind in half and random memes

II

If you don't pay taxes, you get sent to a place where you don't have to pay taxes.

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is the free trial.

If you sweat in your sweater, does that make you the sweater?

Isn't it wierd how we have a little voice in our head, like the one you used to read this?

Clapping is hitting yourself repeatedly because you luke something.

If you work at a samsung store, does that make you a guardian of the Galaxy?

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

What if every country in the world has ninjas, but we only know about Japan's ninjas because they're so bad at being ninjas?