Zodiacs on Crack

Back to School

"Aww...we need a diaper for baby Taurus" mocked Leo

"So cute" said Aries pinching Taurus's cheeks, Taurus punched him, "Ow!"

"Leo has ran out of good jokes" said Taurus

"He's never had any" mocked Capricorn

"You've never gotten a girl" said Leo

"He loves Virgy" said Aries

"Awww..." said the fire signs

"Know what, let's go" said Capricorn

Scorpio left with the other water signs, Gemini decided to leave as well. Aries sighed, "I guess that leaves us"

"Let's go" said Sagittarius

"I'll drive" said Libra

Soon everyone reached school peacefully without running anyone over. Unfortunately school was boring.

"Yawn" said Libra

Libra was in class, he apparently doesn't like doing work. Leo and Sagittarius were  talking to him but he was bored so he didn't give a shit anyways. The 2 girls behind him were talking, Aquarius was daydreaming and draw dick pictures on the desk while Aries was overconfidently answering everything wrong.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING BITCHES" yelled Aries

"No you don't" said a student

"Fuck you" said Aries

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" said Leo and Sagittarius

Aries got up and walked to the student that shit talked her and was about to beat his ass when they teacher walked into the class.

"What the heck is going on?" said Mr Jones

Virgo sighed and walked out of the classroom for some air when he saw someone walk towards him, he looked back and it was someone familiar.

"Heyyyy" said a familiar voice

Virgo looked up, it was just Pisces in her blazer.

"Uhh...h-hi" said Virgo

"Everything alright?" asked Pisces

"W-Why, yes...?"

"You seem tired, want me to sneak out and get you a drink?"

"Nah, I'm good, thanks though"

"Well, if you need anything, just call me, 'kay?"

"Sure thing!"

Pisces smiled and walked off, Virgo blushed and unfortunately the other earth sign noticed and couldn't help smiling.

"Dude, you really need to work on that rizz" snickered Taurus

"Oh, fuck off..." said Virgo

"Awww, look at the virgin boy being all pissed off, haha"

"You don't even have a girlfriend, and your dick is sma-"

"Shut up, virgin!"

"Don't call me that"

Taurus chuckled, he rolled his eyes and whispered.

"Alright, you want real daring advice from a real person?" asked Taurus

"It better not be some sexual shit" said Virgo

"Relax, I'm not drunk this time"

"Okay, tell me your shitty dating advice"

"Okay, Don't fuck on the 1st day of dating, she'll probably won't like it"