pizzaslice: ...chan? you good bro?
ilovefelix: nah who hurt him
leeknow: holy shit that came out of nowhere
Jisuck: Writing's not easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to-
oldmanchan: FUCKING DIE GRAMMARLY RAHHH
seungtheman: dayum
leeknow: chan you're a bad influence stop cursing in front of kids you stupid ass loser
pizzaslice: why do you have beef with grammarly again
oldmanchan: I WAS ALL COMFY AND HAPPY WITH MY HEADPHONES ON MAX VOLUME THEN SUDDENLY THAT STUPID VOICE APPEARS
oldmanchan: I HATE IT SO MUCH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ilovefelix: just get youtube premium or something idk
oldmanchan: oh wait yeah
seungtheman: bahaha loser
oldmanchan: remain silent, child
seungtheman: stfu grandpa
oldmanchan: I AM NOT A GRANDPA
seungtheman: you and that receding hairline? yes you are
oldmanchan: i don't!
savagefetus: you got McDonalds arches fr.
oldmanchan: i am done with you kids.
savagefetus: i am not a kid im literally 18 now
oldmanchan: the age to become a legal adult is 19 kid
savagefetus: ugh
ilovefelix: bro in the span of 4 minutes we managed to go from lee know's pregnancy cravings, to jisung and leeknow flirting, to chan beefing with grammarly, then him being bald again or the millionth time
ilovefelix: not that i'm complaining, but we can focus on one topic for more than a second
pizzaslice: yeah fr you people are weird
Jisuck: shut up pizza slice
oldmanchan: oml im not BALD!
seungtheman: u are.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
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